Soccer Sucks

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Re: Soccer Sucks

Postby ozzy72 » Wed Jun 13, 2012 9:04 am

I quite like rugby....
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Re: Soccer Sucks

Postby jetprop » Wed Jun 13, 2012 10:13 am

I don't realy like rugby but its OK...
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Re: Soccer Sucks

Postby Mictheslik » Wed Jun 13, 2012 12:20 pm

France is successful at participating at soccer. That should say something, especially to the British.

The "World" Cup is not the a World's Cup, but a competition among 32 countries, disproportionately allotted to European countries. (Although in fairness, the World Series is played among teams from two countries)


First one is hilarious and true.

Aside from the maths and nil debates, the last point isn't true either. The world cup has qualifying rounds that involve a lot more countries. Certainly more than the World Series of baseball..... :P

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Re: Soccer Sucks

Postby Xpand » Wed Jun 13, 2012 12:55 pm

How is football (Yes because you play it only with your feet exclusively, not with both your hands) boring? Yesterday I was shaking for 90 minutes over Portugal-Germany! When the game ended I felt like I ran for miles! And I'm not a big fan of football!

You may have run for miles, but the Portugese were skipping, tripping and sliding over invisible objects for 90 minutes
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Re: Soccer Sucks

Postby U4EA » Wed Jun 13, 2012 1:30 pm

Soccer sucks?  At least there's some action, occasional excitement, and a few other features every now and again....like awesome riots!!!

On the contrary....I had near incurable insomnia a few years back, and it still haunts me from time to time, til I finally found a cure!

GOLF!  If any sport, and I use the term losely 'cause aren't sports s'posed to get an athlete in shape somewhat, garners the off-the-chart suck factor it is hands down gotta be golf.

On TV they at least try to make interesting, but in person it ranks right up there  with bass fishing on the OMG-this-is-cool scale.

And I must have missed something humorous somewhere in the OP.  Comments about men fellating each other just does not rate too high on my humor scale.

Maybe I missed somethin' though.
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Re: Soccer Sucks

Postby jetprop » Wed Jun 13, 2012 1:42 pm

I actualy like soccer,but its bad compared to things like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmzivRetelE

Oh and I agree with you about golf. ;D
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Seabass or normal?Because seabass fishing isn't exactely boring if you got a decent one on your line,they are strong fish. ;D
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Re: Soccer Sucks

Postby U4EA » Wed Jun 13, 2012 1:54 pm

Seabass for sure!  Bigger boats, bigger quarry, extreme conditions (open water as compared to lake), etc. 

But it all boils down to what's your passion and I don't begrudge anyone their faves.

Me.  I am perfectly in my comfort zone a few weekends a year stepping outta my RV at sunrise, on a Saturday morn, in the infield, knowing that I get to hang out with about 100,000 of my closest friends and 43 screaming racecars!
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Re: Soccer Sucks

Postby andy190 » Wed Jun 13, 2012 7:28 pm

I quite like rugby....


I don't mind Rugby or Sport in general until it interferes with the News.

I don't mind if they put Rugby in the Sports Section of the News, but when they put it on less than quarter of an hour into a 60 Minute News program then I don't like it. >:(

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Re: Soccer Sucks

Postby Bass » Thu Jun 14, 2012 6:00 am

How is football (Yes because you play it only with your feet exclusively, not with both your hands) boring? Yesterday I was shaking for 90 minutes over Portugal-Germany! When the game ended I felt like I ran for miles! And I'm not a big fan of football!

You may have run for miles, but the Portugese were skipping, tripping and sliding over invisible objects for 90 minutes
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Re: Soccer Sucks

Postby Fozzer » Thu Jun 14, 2012 6:50 am

Any mention of "Sport" to me, and I suddenly become quite exhausted just thinking about it!... :o...!

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Re: Soccer Sucks

Postby Bass » Thu Jun 14, 2012 7:32 am

Any mention of "Sport" to me, and I suddenly become quite exhausted just thinking about it!... :o...!

Paul.... :)...!

My favourite sport: "Quietly Resting".... [smiley=thumbsup.gif]...!


Do you ever get any bloodpressure  ;D
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Re: Soccer Sucks

Postby Fozzer » Thu Jun 14, 2012 7:48 am

Any mention of "Sport" to me, and I suddenly become quite exhausted just thinking about it!... :o...!

Paul.... :)...!

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Re: Soccer Sucks

Postby jetprop » Thu Jun 14, 2012 9:00 am

I get fat easily,excercise helps a bit but not much and I don't eat that much either. :-/
Some of the skinny boys in my class excercise a bit with soccer and footbal etc but they eat tons of chocolate and crips and energy drinks,its strange.
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Re: Soccer Sucks

Postby Bass » Thu Jun 14, 2012 9:04 am

Any mention of "Sport" to me, and I suddenly become quite exhausted just thinking about it!... :o...!

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Re: Soccer Sucks

Postby Bass » Thu Jun 14, 2012 9:06 am

I get fat easily,excercise helps a bit but not much and I don't eat that much either. :-/
Some of the skinny boys in my class excercise a bit with soccer and footbal etc but they eat tons of chocolate and crips and energy drinks,its strange.


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