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The Commute...

Postby ozzy72 » Thu Jun 07, 2012 9:54 am

After a very busy day, a commuter settled down in her seat and closed her eyes as the train departed Euston for Stoke.

As the train rolled out of the station, the guy sitting next to her pulled out his cell phone and started talking in a loud voice:
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Re: The Commute...

Postby expat » Thu Jun 07, 2012 12:59 pm

Or, turn that cell phone off, the hookers have just arrived.........
"A bit of a pickle" - British translation: A catastrophically bad situation with potentially fatal consequences.

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1. Captain, if the problem is not entered into the technical logbook.........then the aircraft does not have a problem.
2. And, if you have time to write the fault on a napkin and attach to it to the yoke.........you have time to write it in the tech log....see point 1.
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Re: The Commute...

Postby Mike.. » Thu Jun 07, 2012 7:53 pm

;DNice ;D



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