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Reducing the population whilst increasing the IQ

Postby ozzy72 » Thu May 31, 2012 1:47 pm

I'm not saying we should kill people just for being stupid!
All I'm saying is we should remove all the warning labels from stuff in Walmart and let nature take its course...
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Re: Reducing the population whilst increasing the IQ

Postby machineman9 » Thu May 31, 2012 2:45 pm

;D Reminds me of the butane lighter I have... It has a sticker saying it's 85% child resistant. And what about the other 15?  ::)
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Re: Reducing the population whilst increasing the IQ

Postby jetprop » Thu May 31, 2012 2:48 pm

Should do it in tesco's too,no(t much?) walkmarts in ireland.

Edit:what a typo...
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Re: Reducing the population whilst increasing the IQ

Postby ozzy72 » Thu May 31, 2012 4:21 pm

Walmart own Asda, top tip ;) ;D
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Re: Reducing the population whilst increasing the IQ

Postby Mike.. » Thu May 31, 2012 7:58 pm

I'm not saying we should kill people just for being stupid!
All I'm saying is we should remove all the warning labels from stuff in Walmart and let nature take its course...


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Re: Reducing the population whilst increasing the IQ

Postby Webb » Thu May 31, 2012 10:29 pm

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Re: Reducing the population whilst increasing the IQ

Postby jetprop » Fri Jun 01, 2012 3:27 am

That won't work...
Stupid people don't know what stupid means. ;D
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Re: Reducing the population whilst increasing the IQ

Postby expat » Fri Jun 01, 2012 12:25 pm

I'm not saying we should kill people just for being stupid!


Why not :-X ;D ;D

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Re: Reducing the population whilst increasing the IQ

Postby ozzy72 » Fri Jun 01, 2012 1:10 pm

I believe there is a law against cruelty to dumb animals Matt... not sure where vegetables (and traffic wardens) are concerned.... ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Reducing the population whilst increasing the IQ

Postby jetprop » Fri Jun 01, 2012 1:14 pm

Actual y,this won't work.
If When a politician gets killed/diseased they will close down walmarts and other shops withouth warning labels...
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