Hey, that's Best Buy... clearly the IQ of the Geek Squad members is what management is going by in making those signs! (Jack-holes can't fix squat!)

That's why most are being closed for poor performance.
I like to go to the local Wally World and watch the Wal-Mart Zombies stagger about and run into displays; other people; come hauling butt out of a side isle and get t-boned by someone in a handicapped cart.
Old evil me was watching two dimwits texting side by side walking towards the exit. I stomped my foot and the two idiots ran slap into each other and darn near fell flat on their ass's.
It's even more fun during the holidays......more victims... [smiley=evil.gif]