Human Turtles

[H]

It has been said that we can learn a lot from animals and nature; this is often given truth when considering the many whacky incidents continually in the news and peoples' lack of mutual concern. For instance, to avoid suffocation some humans need to take lessons from turtles, who can breathe through their rear.

8-)

[Club508]

It has been said that we can learn a lot from animals and nature; this is often given truth when considering the many whacky incidents continually in the news and peoples' lack of mutual concern. For instance, to avoid suffocation some humans need to take lessons from turtles, who can breathe through their rear.

8-)

I wonder if they could teach me how to do it!


Although there is some sad things about that though.  Turtles, sadly, are pretty much on their way out.  They're almost all extinct now.  It has actually been said by many scientists, that if a middle school student has never seen a live turtle before, they probably never will.  I've only seen eggs. 
Well, I guess this is what happens when somewhere in the world atleast one species goes extinct per day. :-/

[Bud Greene]

It has been said that we can learn a lot from animals and nature; this is often given truth when considering the many whacky incidents continually in the news and peoples' lack of mutual concern. For instance, to avoid suffocation some humans need to take lessons from turtles, who can breathe through their rear.

8-)

I wonder if they could teach me how to do it!


. :-/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ofn8-3SWd8M
Perhaps Mr. Methane could help you acquire the talent.

[Club508]

It has been said that we can learn a lot from animals and nature; this is often given truth when considering the many whacky incidents continually in the news and peoples' lack of mutual concern. For instance, to avoid suffocation some humans need to take lessons from turtles, who can breathe through their rear.

8-)

I wonder if they could teach me how to do it!
. :-/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ofn8-3SWd8M
Perhaps Mr. Methane could help you acquire the talent.

Nah, that's rear end explosion, not implosion (breathing).

[Bud Greene]

It has been said that we can learn a lot from animals and nature; this is often given truth when considering the many whacky incidents continually in the news and peoples' lack of mutual concern. For instance, to avoid suffocation some humans need to take lessons from turtles, who can breathe through their rear.

8-)

I wonder if they could teach me how to do it!
. :-/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ofn8-3SWd8M
Perhaps Mr. Methane could help you acquire the talent.

Nah, that's rear end explosion, not implosion (breathing).

[Steve M]

It has been said that we can learn a lot from animals and nature; this is often given truth when considering the many whacky incidents continually in the news and peoples' lack of mutual concern. For instance, to avoid suffocation some humans need to take lessons from turtles, who can breathe through their rear.

8-)

I wonder if they could teach me how to do it!


. :-/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ofn8-3SWd8M
Perhaps Mr. Methane could help you acquire the talent.

Haha! I just stuck that video on my Facebook.  I'll bet he's got babes in every town asking for his autograph!

[Club508]

It has been said that we can learn a lot from animals and nature; this is often given truth when considering the many whacky incidents continually in the news and peoples' lack of mutual concern. For instance, to avoid suffocation some humans need to take lessons from turtles, who can breathe through their rear.

8-)

I wonder if they could teach me how to do it!
. :-/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ofn8-3SWd8M
Perhaps Mr. Methane could help you acquire the talent.

Nah, that's rear end explosion, not implosion (breathing).

[Bud Greene]

And I must admit, I have to wonder how many pounds of thrust that guy generates through there. [/quote]

Well he does wear a cape.  Sufficient thrust to propel him perhaps.