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Divorce vs. Murder

Postby Romulus111VADT » Mon Apr 09, 2012 10:08 am

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Hope this hasn't already been posted.... :-/

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Re: Divorce vs. Murder

Postby H » Mon Apr 09, 2012 4:38 pm

Hi, Rom---

Hope this hasn't already been posted...
Until now, not recently. Humo(u)r is kind of like nifty songs; as 3 Dog Night sang, "no need of bringing 'em back 'caise they're never really gone..." they just repeat on and on and on...
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Re: Divorce vs. Murder

Postby Steve M » Tue Apr 10, 2012 8:49 pm

;D I've been searching the entire internet, for a new joke, for 10 years. And I'm getting tired now!  :)
  But this one is nice and refreshing!   8-)
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Re: Divorce vs. Murder

Postby expat » Wed Apr 11, 2012 3:23 am

Remember in Europe, murder carries an average of 14 years imprisonment. I have been married 21. I would have been paroled seven years ago.............. ;D ;D

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