duh!

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duh!

Postby cobrales » Mon Feb 20, 2012 9:24 am

My wife came to me the other day and told me she wanted to have her breast enlarged. I ask how much this would cost. She said about $5,000. I told her I would think about it and give her an answer in the morning.
The next morning she asked if I had made my decision. Yes I have. I reached over a grabbed a roll of toilet paper and handed it to here.
She said how is toilet paper going to enlarge my breast. I told her to take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between her breast every morning and evening. 
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Re: duh!

Postby TacitBlue » Mon Feb 20, 2012 9:36 am

;D ;D ;D

How are the divorce proceedings going? ;)
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Postby Steve M » Mon Feb 20, 2012 12:02 pm

;D ;D Wives are all good at housekeeping, when they divorce they always keep the house.
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Re: duh!

Postby eno » Wed Feb 29, 2012 3:12 pm

The tag line for this should be ........ that's when the fight started!!  ;D
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