Whom to date?

[ozzy72]

[JoBee]

1 of each!

[Groundbound1]

Hell, I'd settle for one that isn't bat-$h!t crazy...

[Jetranger]

Nope I got 1 of these instead, and Princess Keisha, thinks she's Paris Hilton, shes so spolied, smoked Salmon or Chicken for dinner, eats prime rib or T-Bone , likes her Johnsville brauts, ham sausage eggs and hash browns for breakfast with Log Cabin maple syrup poured over them, and has to have all her food warmed up in the microwave before she'll eat it ! Summer time, likes to snack on Strawberry Milk shakes and like cold Vanilla & strawberry ice cream. She can devour a Big Double Bacon Cheese burger faster than Lightining, all the Girls at Sonic know her because she eats like a horse, she likes their bacon cheese burgers too !            All the Ducks in the back pond hate her for fear they'll be her next meal - Smoked Duck !                             Everyday she has to go for a ride somewhere in my Truck, or she gets bitchy and growls a lot !                     Likes to stick her head out the passenger window at intersections to get attention from other motorists ! She likes to sleep late till 10 or 11 everyday. She'll stand up to other dogs and attempt to intimidate them, german shepards, rottweilers pittbulls. like to visit the neighbors and beg for food, like she hasn't eatin in a week damn dog like to sit on my sofa in the living room and watch TV, mainly 8 below and gone to the snow dogs ! Naw, Hell I don't need a girl friend, I got 1 and shes a Royal pain in the keister ! spoiled to the bone !
       

[Steve M]

Here is the unlock key, no matter the age, it makes them Twitter about and all giddy

  http://ca.news.yahoo.com/huge-rare-pink ... 29902.html


                                       

[expat]

My wife is older than me.......................

Matt

[Fozzer]

Fortunately, I have finally rid myself of; "Troublesome Wives"..

..so the thought of; "Dating" no longer occupies my mind...

...thank goodness!... ...!

Their never-ending, argumentative chatter, and attempts to modify my brain, and destroy my life, no longer exists... [smiley=thumbsup.gif]...!

I leave that to love-sick, vulnerable, impressionable, young Males... ...!


Paul... ... ... ...!

Tip: "Female Homo-Sapiens" are amongst the most dangerous creatures on earth, and, similar to Crocodiles, are specially designed to eat you alive, at every opportunity!....trust me... ...!

...been there...survived!... [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif]...Q