A cowboy walks into a bar....

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A cowboy walks into a bar....

Postby patchz » Wed Feb 01, 2012 7:17 pm

A cowboy walk into a bar and orders a whiskey. When the bartender delivered the drink the cowboy asked "where is everybody"?

Bartender replies "They've gone to the hanging".

"Hanging? Who they hanging" asked the cowboy.

"Brown Paper Pete" was the reply.

"What kind of name is that?" asked the cowboy.

"Well", said the bartender, "he wears brown paper hat, brown paper shirt, brown paper pants and brown paper shoes".

"Very bizarre" said the cowboy, " what are they hanging him for"?




"Rustling" said the bartender.
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Re: A cowboy walks into a bar....

Postby Steve M » Wed Feb 01, 2012 7:26 pm

;D ;D ;D YES! Finally a joke I haven't heard before. Good one Larry!  ;D
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Re: A cowboy walks into a bar....

Postby CHUCK79 » Thu Feb 02, 2012 9:51 pm

;D ;D ;D.....didn't see that comin' 8-)
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Re: A cowboy walks into a bar....

Postby Fozzer » Fri Feb 03, 2012 6:00 am

... ;D... ;D... ;D...!

Chuckle of the day!

Now that is my sort of joke!... ;D...!

Paul... ;D... ;D...!
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Re: A cowboy walks into a bar....

Postby patchz » Fri Feb 03, 2012 7:33 pm

Thank you gentlemen. It was new to me as well, and I just had to share the laughter.  ;D
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Re: A cowboy walks into a bar....

Postby Fozzer » Sat Feb 04, 2012 3:27 am

[quote]Thank you gentlemen. It was new to me as well, and I just had to share the laughter.
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Re: A cowboy walks into a bar....

Postby andy190 » Sat Feb 04, 2012 3:31 am

;D ;D ;D
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Re: A cowboy walks into a bar....

Postby FoxThree » Sat Feb 04, 2012 12:56 pm

;D ;D ;D ;D
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