Corn

[H]

If you're in a vehicle going at the speed of light,
what happens when you turn on the headlights?

You're blinded by the light aand very light headed.

8-)

[Steve M]

If you're in a vehicle going at the speed of light,
what happens when you turn on the headlights?

You're blinded by the light aand very light headed.

8-)

Maybe the light would build up in the refractor lens until your headlights explode. That is if light has mass.


                  

[Groundbound1]

I HEARD THAT!!!

[jetprop]

If you're in a vehicle going at the speed of light,
what happens when you turn on the headlights?

You're blinded by the light aand very light headed.

8-)

Maybe the light would build up in the refractor lens until your headlights explode. That is if light has mass.

[Steve M]

[quote]I HEARD THAT!!!

[Steve M]

If you're in a vehicle going at the speed of light,
what happens when you turn on the headlights?

You're blinded by the light aand very light headed.

8-)

Maybe the light would build up in the refractor lens until your headlights explode. That is if light has mass.

[Steve M]

As long as its corny, it fits I think.


There is one word in the English language that is always pronounced incorrectly. What is it?

[FSX_Dude]

What is it?!?!?!?!?!?   What is it?!?!?!?!?!?

[Groundbound1]

Incorrectly?

[Steve M]

Groundbound is correct.. 8-)

[U4EA]

Walked into a store the other night and asked for 3 condoms.

While the clerk was ringing them up he asked if I needed a bag.

I said, "Nah.  She ain't that ugly."

[Bud Greene]

[quote]Walked into a store the other night and asked for 3 condoms.

While the clerk was ringing them up he asked if I needed a bag.

I said, "Nah.

[U4EA]

(courtesy of an 8 yr old trick-or-treater last night)

Do you know why the Chicago Cubs don't use the Internet?

Because they can't put three W's in a row.

[FSX_Dude]

(courtesy of an 8 yr old trick-or-treater last night)

Do you know why the Chicago Cubs don't use the Internet?

Because they can't put three W's in a row.

I don't get it.

[Steve M]

(courtesy of an 8 yr old trick-or-treater last night)

Do you know why the Chicago Cubs don't use the Internet?

Because they can't put three W's in a row.

I don't get it.

W's stand for wins in basaball(baseball) or world wide web on internet.