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by **Club508** » Sun Sep 04, 2011 7:46 am

Duck hunters are addicted to quack!
Did you discover that on their web site?

8-)

by **U4EA** » Sun Sep 04, 2011 10:11 am

Not Exactly! I am a duck hunter! There, I said it! I feel so liberated now!

"Hi, my name is U4EA and I'm a quack addict."

by **Bud Greene** » Sun Sep 04, 2011 11:36 am

What do astronauts get instead of athlete's foot?
Missile-toe

by **Club508** » Sun Sep 04, 2011 11:42 am

What do astronauts get instead of athlete's foot?
Missile-toe

Good one!

by H » Sun Sep 04, 2011 5:17 pm

What do astronauts get instead of athlete's foot?
Missile-toe

An alternative question for that is:
"What do you find at the foot of a Christmas rocket?"

8-)

by **Steve M** » Sun Sep 04, 2011 7:12 pm

[quote]Not Exactly!

by H » Mon Sep 05, 2011 6:35 am

[quote]Not Exactly!

by **patchz** » Mon Sep 05, 2011 6:43 am

[quote][quote]Not Exactly!

by **Club508** » Mon Sep 05, 2011 7:54 am

[quote][quote][quote]Not Exactly!

by **hyperpep111** » Mon Sep 05, 2011 8:01 am

But for some reason they keep Pecking me

.
And one big one is constantly running after me.
It must be a big baby

by **Bud Greene** » Mon Sep 05, 2011 12:14 pm

Why are pianos so noble?
They are upright and grand.

by H » Mon Sep 05, 2011 5:02 pm

But for some reason they keep Pecking me.

When they give you their bill, do you pay it?

Why are pianos so noble?
They are upright and grand.

They haven't all been so noble -- some were real players.

8-)

by **Club508** » Mon Sep 05, 2011 7:08 pm

But for some reason they keep Pecking me.
When they give you their bill, do you pay it?

Yes, but they still keep chasing me.

Why are pianos so noble?
They are upright and grand.
They haven't all been so noble -- some were real players.

8-)

by **U4EA** » Mon Sep 05, 2011 7:08 pm

[quote][quote]Not Exactly!

by **U4EA** » Mon Sep 05, 2011 7:14 pm

[quote][quote]Not Exactly!

Corn