Corn

[U4EA]

What did Delaware?......

Idaho! :-?

Alaska!

[H]

A timid duck was asked, "If we pulled off most your feathers, would that get your dander up?"
"No," the duck replied, "it would leave me mostly down."
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A quick question:
In this technological age, where could you most always find a duck standing?

8-)

[patchz]

A timid duck was asked, "If we pulled off most your feathers, would that get your dander up?"
"No," the duck replied, "it would leave me mostly down."
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A quick question:
In this technological age, where could you most always find a duck standing?

8-)

In a quackery...

[TacitBlue]

A Japanese business man came over to the US for a meeting one day. He exchanged 200 Yen for American currency and received 120 dollars. After his meeting he went out and had a nice dinner and some drinks. A few months later, the same business man had to come back to the US for another meeting, so he exchanged his 200 yen and only received 110 dollars. He asked the clerk, "Hey, last time I give you 200 yen and you give 120 dollar, why only 110 dollar now?" to which the clerk shrugged and replied "fluctuations". The business man's jaw dropped to the floor and he stuttered out "Well fluct-you Americans too!" and then he stormed out.

[U4EA]

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A quick question:
In this technological age, where could you most always find a duck standing?

8-)

In a quackery...

.......and talkin' on his quackberry.......

[U4EA]

Confucious say that he who has woman on ground has peace on earth! 8-)

He also say that duck who fly upside-down has quack up.

And she who crosses a mule with an onion has ass that will make eyes water.

[H]

A quick question:
In this technological age, where could you most always find a duck standing?

In a quackery...

or on a website.

8-)

[chris49]

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip?

To get to the same side!

[Club508]

What's black white and red all over?
A bad and commonly heard joke!

My brother "lost" his mind, but I haven't given it back yet.

You say tomaeto,
he says tomato,
but I say ketchup.

You say potaeto,
he says potato,
but I say french fries.

[H]

You say tomaeto,
he says tomato,
but I say ketchup.

You say potaeto,
he says potato,
but I say french fries.

Eh, salza and chips...

8-)

[patchz]

What kind of car did the lawyer buy?

An I suz U.

[H]

What kind of car did the lawyer buy?
An I suz U.

Was this the same lawyer procured in the ToyYoda case? :-?  He should be getting tired with Japanese vehicles.

8-)

[Tequila Sunrise]

Q. Who was the worst World War 1 fighter pilot?

A. Baron Von Wreckedofen

Craig

[patchz]

Not only did my cat learn to type on the computer, she wrote a short story.

Naturally, she entitled it........

A Tail Of Two Kitties

[Capt.Propwash]

Confucious say that he who has woman on ground has peace on earth! 8-)

He also say that duck who fly upside-down has quack up.

And she who crosses a mule with an onion has ass that will make eyes water.

Confucious also say:

Man who stand on toilet, high on pot.

Man who fart in chruch, sit in own pew.

Baseball wrong! Man with 4 balls can NOT walk.