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Re: Corn

Postby Ang2dogs » Sun Jun 19, 2011 10:58 pm

A drunk is banging on a street light yelling let me in!
A cop comes along and says alright buddy lets move along there's nobody home.

Whatya mean there's nobody home?, says the drunk,

there's a light on upstairs!
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Re: Corn

Postby machineman9 » Sun Jun 19, 2011 11:29 pm

What do you call a chicken in a shell-suit?






An egg.


That was told to me by one of our hotel guests at about 3am after they'd had a few too many beers  ;D
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Re: Corn

Postby H » Sun Jun 19, 2011 11:36 pm

[quote]My mail box, has nine letters in it.
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Re: Corn

Postby patchz » Fri Jul 01, 2011 12:05 am

You probably think I'm weird, but I have a question.

If a roach crawls out within easy reach and you properly dispose of it and then call it an idiot, would that be considered adding insult to injury?  ::)
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Re: Corn

Postby H » Tue Jul 05, 2011 4:45 pm

You probably think I'm weird, but I have a question.
What does the former have to do with the latter? ;)

If a roach crawls out within easy reach and you properly dispose of it and then call it an idiot, would that be considered adding insult to injury?
Not necessarily; you haven't defined your meaning of 'properly dispose of it' so it may not have been injured, especially considering that it is a roach.


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Re: Corn

Postby patchz » Tue Jul 05, 2011 10:27 pm

You probably think I'm weird, but I have a question.
What does the former have to do with the latter? ;)
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Re: Corn

Postby H » Thu Jul 07, 2011 4:36 pm

Disposed of, as in smushed with a shoe. I consider that to be proper disposal.
Wonderful... you've just given the roach a soul (sp.).


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Re: Corn

Postby patchz » Thu Jul 07, 2011 10:34 pm

Disposed of, as in smushed with a shoe. I consider that to be proper disposal.
Wonderful... you've just given the roach a soul (sp.).


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Uh, say what?
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Re: Corn

Postby U4EA » Fri Jul 08, 2011 12:20 am

The oyster would not give up it's pearl.

I thought that was being rather shellfish!
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Re: Corn

Postby patchz » Fri Jul 08, 2011 2:52 am

The oyster would not give up it's pearl.

I thought that was being rather shellfish!

Now that, is proper corn, yet still funny.  ;D
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Re: Corn

Postby TacitBlue » Fri Jul 08, 2011 10:13 am

A friend of mine is a movie buff, he goes to the theater at least once a week. So he took me completely seriously when I asked if he had seen the new pirate movie. You know the punch-line. ;)



P.S. in case you don't: "I hear it's rated AAARRRRGH!"
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Re: Corn

Postby Willit Run » Fri Jul 08, 2011 3:43 pm

What did Delaware?...........A New Jersey!!

What did Tennessee?.........What Arkansas!!


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Re: Corn

Postby CHUCK79 » Fri Jul 08, 2011 5:00 pm

Why was 6 afraid of 7???

Because 7,8,9 ;D
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Re: Corn

Postby JoBee » Fri Jul 08, 2011 8:16 pm

A duck walked up to the drug store cash register to buy a Chapstick.

The cashier asks "Will you be paying with cash or a credit card?"

The duck replies "Just put it on my bill".
Don't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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Re: Corn

Postby U4EA » Fri Jul 08, 2011 8:55 pm

A duck walked up to the drug store cash register to buy a Chapstick.

The cashier asks "Will you be paying with cash or a credit card?"

The duck replies "Just put it on my bill".


;D ;D ;D
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