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Re: Corn

Postby Steve M » Fri Apr 15, 2011 3:59 pm

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
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Re: Corn

Postby H » Fri Apr 15, 2011 4:43 pm

Bubba and Boudreaux are arguing about the meanest animal on the planet. Bubba says, "Da meanest animule on da planet is a tiger."

Boudreaux says, "No, da meanest animule is a Grizzly Bear."

Justin walks up about this time and says, "You both wrong. Da meanest animule on da planet is a Crocodole."

Boudreaux says, "A Crocodole? What da hell is dat?"

Justin says, "He jus like a crocodile, 'cept he got a haid on both ends."

Bubba says, "A haid on both ends? How do he poop?"

Justin says, "He don't, dat what make him so mean."
From this tailless wonder we got the term $hthead?...


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Re: Corn

Postby TacitBlue » Fri Apr 15, 2011 10:02 pm

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Re: Corn

Postby patchz » Sun Apr 17, 2011 3:25 am

What do you call it when two puzzle authors have a tiff?

Cross words.
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Re: Corn

Postby Radio Homer » Sun Apr 17, 2011 5:13 am

a duck walks into a bar and asks the bar tender "got any bread?"
the bar tender replies "no"
a few seconds later the duck asks again "got any bread?"
"no" the bar tender replies
after about 15 minuets of the duck asking the bar tender if he has any bread he screams
"IF YOU ASK ME ONE MORE TIME IF I HAVE ANY BREAD I WILL NAIL YOUR BEAK TO TO BAR!!"
after a few silent seconds the duck replies
"got any nails?"
"no" says the bar tender

"got any bread?"  :D
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Re: Corn

Postby CHUCK79 » Sun Apr 17, 2011 10:57 am

[quote]a duck walks into a bar and asks the bar tender "got any bread?"
the bar tender replies "no"
a few seconds later the duck asks again "got any bread?"
"no" the bar tender replies
after about 15 minuets of the duck asking the bar tender if he has any bread he screams
"IF YOU ASK ME ONE MORE TIME IF I HAVE ANY BREAD I WILL NAIL YOUR BEAK TO TO BAR!!"
after a few silent seconds the duck replies
"got any nails?"
"no" says the bar tender

"got any bread?"
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Re: Corn

Postby Groundbound1 » Sun Apr 17, 2011 1:39 pm

[quote]a duck walks into a bar and asks the bar tender "got any bread?"
the bar tender replies "no"
a few seconds later the duck asks again "got any bread?"
"no" the bar tender replies
after about 15 minuets of the duck asking the bar tender if he has any bread he screams
"IF YOU ASK ME ONE MORE TIME IF I HAVE ANY BREAD I WILL NAIL YOUR BEAK TO TO BAR!!"
after a few silent seconds the duck replies
"got any nails?"
"no" says the bar tender

"got any bread?"
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Re: Corn

Postby CaptJon1979 » Tue Apr 19, 2011 11:02 pm

What do you call a blond on a fishing boat.

Hook, Line and Sink Her. ;D
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Re: Corn

Postby Al_Fallujah » Wed Apr 20, 2011 12:12 pm

What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?


Stays up all night wondering if there is a Dog.
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Re: Corn

Postby Al_Fallujah » Wed Apr 20, 2011 12:13 pm

Dyslexics of the World, UNTIE!
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Re: Corn

Postby TacitBlue » Wed Apr 20, 2011 5:46 pm

Dow hare you make fun of dyslexics! >:(


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Re: Corn

Postby Steve M » Wed Apr 20, 2011 6:24 pm

A magician was driving down the road..then he turned into a drive way...


What do you call a sheep with no legs?



A cloud
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Re: Corn

Postby TacitBlue » Mon Apr 25, 2011 5:45 pm

How I got fired from the flower shop:

(customer) Excuse me, do you have a clematis?
(me) No sir, I'm all man!
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Re: Corn

Postby Steve M » Thu May 19, 2011 6:32 pm

I've just started a band called 999 Megabytes.

We haven't done a gig yet.
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Re: Corn

Postby Skunkworks » Fri May 20, 2011 5:21 pm

I've just started a band called 999 Megabytes.

We haven't done a gig yet.


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