Corn

[whitley]

I had a bad dream about a horse last night, it was a nightmare

[ApplePie]

Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "I'll man the guns, you drive."

[H]

The air was fresh, the sunshine warm and a hawk was sitting quietly on a limb overlooking the cornfield. Behind the hawk, one frog had the whole pond to himself...
until he croaked.


P.S. Okay, so I made that one up... but everyone knows all the others and you wanted something corny...

8-)

[Steve M]

A man is sitting on the veranda with his wife, He suddenly says,

[Jisco]

A blonde walks in to a bar and says ow.

[U4EA]

What pop star lays on the floor and looks good?


Justin Berber!

[Ang2dogs]

A dog walks into a saloon, the bartender grabs a gun and shots the dog yelling get out of my bar! Dog comes back a few days later goes into the saloon and says, I'm looking for the man that shot my paw!

[patchz]

How did the horse vote in the election?

Neigh!

[TacitBlue]

If I become ionized and then unionized, then do I have to pay union dues?

[Steve M]

Did you hear that the workers at the Royal Canadian Mint might go on strike? They want to make less money...

[U4EA]

Three people lying on a bed.  One is a guy on the left, and the is a other guy on the right, with the third being a girl in the middle.

What's her name?


Sharon Peters! 

[TacitBlue]

If the perfume vending machine is empty, what would the sign on the front of it say?


Out of odor.

[Ang2dogs]

A gorilla walks into the bar.......Orders a beer.

Bartender serves him the brew and says, $10 bucks!

The gorilla says $10 bucks, you kidding me?!!

Bartender says, well I've never had a gorilla in here before!

Gorilla says, really?,,,,,,,,,well with these prices ,,,,,I'm not surprized!

[patchz]

Bubba and Boudreaux are arguing about the meanest animal on the planet. Bubba says, "Da meanest animule on da planet is a tiger."

Boudreaux says, "No, da meanest animule is a Grizzly Bear."

Justin walks up about this time and says, "You both wrong. Da meanest animule on da planet is a Crocodole."

Boudreaux says, "A Crocodole? What da hell is dat?"

Justin says, "He jus like a crocodile, 'cept he got a haid on both ends."

Bubba says, "A haid on both ends? How do he poop?"

Justin says, "He don't, dat what make him so mean."

[Skunkworks]

Bubba and Boudreaux are arguing about the meanest animal on the planet. Bubba says, "Da meanest animule on da planet is a tiger."

Boudreaux says, "No, da meanest animule is a Grizzly Bear."

Justin walks up about this time and says, "You both wrong. Da meanest animule on da planet is a Crocodole."

Boudreaux says, "A Crocodole? What da hell is dat?"

Justin says, "He jus like a crocodile, 'cept he got a haid on both ends."

Bubba says, "A haid on both ends? How do he poop?"

Justin says, "He don't, dat what make him so mean."

Corn no, funny yes!!!