by expat » Wed Nov 09, 2011 6:34 pm
A 93 yr old man's sat on the kerb crying!
A passerby asks "whats up?"
The old man moans "I'm 93, married to a 21 yr old who wants sex before breakfast, lunch,tea & twice again at night!"
Passerby says "whats the problem?"
The old man replies.......... "I can't remember where I live!!
"A bit of a pickle" - British translation: A catastrophically bad situation with potentially fatal consequences.
PETA

People Eating Tasty Animals.
B1 (Cat C) licenced engineer, Boeing 737NG 600/700/800/900 Airbus A318/19/20/21 and Dash8 Q-400
1. Captain, if the problem is not entered into the technical logbook.........then the aircraft does not have a problem.
2. And, if you have time to write the fault on a napkin and attach to it to the yoke.........you have time to write it in the tech log....see point 1.