Resum

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Resum

Postby H » Wed Oct 19, 2011 8:43 pm

"Here are my qualifications for you to overlook."

"Please call me after 5:30 because I am self-employed and my employer does not know I am looking for another job."

"Instrumental in ruining entire operation for a Midwest chain operation."



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Re: Resum

Postby FoxThree » Wed Oct 19, 2011 11:54 pm

;D ;D ;D
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Re: Resum

Postby Bud Greene » Thu Oct 20, 2011 1:38 pm

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"Please call me after 5:30 because I am self-employed and my employer does not know I am looking for another job."

8-)

How did you get ahold of MY resume'? ;D ;D
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Re: Resum

Postby Romulus111VADT » Thu Oct 20, 2011 2:00 pm

When I was the director of area operations for a company; I use to get some real intellectually challenged applicants.

I asked one if he had a resum
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Re: Resum

Postby jetprop » Thu Oct 20, 2011 3:34 pm

some cases of ehh,high quality architechture.

the thing above a cooking thing(i always forget them) well,we wondered why it didn't lead the steam away,well,it didn't have a tube leading somewhere for the steam to go. XD

and another one.
we where replacing a light because it was cheaper actualy buying new lights instead of buying lightbulbs.
well there where 3 wires on each lamps right,we'll call them a,b and c.

when a and c touch another different light went on.XD
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