Notable Headlines of the Past

[H]

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
(London) Enfield Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
Cold Wave Linked to Temperature
Crack Found on Governor's Daughter
Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Panda Mating Fails - Veterinarian Takes Over
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
"Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash," Expert Says
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery, Hundreds Dead
War Dims Hope for Peace

[Bud Greene]

Very amusing.  And thank goodness there is NO ring of debris around my...er, I mean Uranus.

[FSX_Dude]

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
Cold Wave Linked to Temperature
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
"Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash," Expert Says
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery, Hundreds Dead
War Dims Hope for Peace

Those are the best for me especialy the Astronaut one.

[Fozzer]

You would think that someone proof-reads and modifies/corrects some of these press reports BEFORE they are published... ...

But fortunately for us... ....

..they don't!... ... ...!

Paul... ...!

[FoxThree]

[Steve M]

"Miners Refuse to Work after Death"   ;D

There's no point in a stiff penalty for that.