Job at the FBI

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Job at the FBI

Postby patchz » Tue Sep 13, 2011 10:21 pm

Remember ladies, it's just a joke.



The FBI had an opening for an assassin.

After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; two men and a woman.


For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.


'We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances.


Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair .. . . Kill her!!'


The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife.'


The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home.'


The second man was given the same instructions.

He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes.


The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried, but I can't kill my wife.'

The agent said, 'You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.'



Finally, it was the woman's turn.

She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another.
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Re: Job at the FBI

Postby FoxThree » Tue Sep 13, 2011 11:32 pm

;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Job at the FBI

Postby F35LightningII » Wed Sep 14, 2011 1:01 am

lol ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Job at the FBI

Postby Steve M » Wed Sep 14, 2011 5:11 am

;D ;D  ;D
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Re: Job at the FBI

Postby Fozzer » Wed Sep 14, 2011 5:25 am

.... ;D.... ;D....!

Very, very true!... ;)...!

Larry and I, (etc), both learned our lesson the first/second time around....

...trust us!... ;)...!

Paul..."once bit...twice shy!"... ;D...!

P.S...We need to start a; "Re-formed Bachelorhood Club"... 8-)...!
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Re: Job at the FBI

Postby hyperpep111 » Wed Sep 14, 2011 9:27 am

;D ;D ;D. Sounds like my sister ;D ;D :D
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Re: Job at the FBI

Postby patchz » Wed Sep 14, 2011 12:41 pm

.... ;D.... ;D....!

Very, very true!... ;)...!

Larry and I, (etc), both learned our lesson the first/second time around....

...trust us!... ;)...!

Paul..."once bit...twice shy!"... ;D...!

P.S...We need to start a; "Re-formed Bachelorhood Club"... 8-)...!

Good idea Paul.
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Re: Job at the FBI

Postby hyperpep111 » Wed Sep 14, 2011 4:54 pm

.... ;D.... ;D....!

Very, very true!... ;)...!

Larry and I, (etc), both learned our lesson the first/second time around....

...trust us!... ;)...!

Paul..."once bit...twice shy!"... ;D...!

P.S...We need to start a; "Re-formed Bachelorhood Club"... 8-)...!


Can someone please explain :-/
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Re: Job at the FBI

Postby Steve M » Wed Sep 14, 2011 5:40 pm

.... ;D.... ;D....!

Very, very true!... ;)...!

Larry and I, (etc), both learned our lesson the first/second time around....

...trust us!... ;)...!

Paul..."once bit...twice shy!"... ;D...!

P.S...We need to start a; "Re-formed Bachelorhood Club"... 8-)...!


Can someone please explain :-/




I could explain, most certainly.  ;)
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Re: Job at the FBI

Postby patchz » Wed Sep 14, 2011 8:33 pm

By all means Steve, let him find out for himself.  ;D
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Re: Job at the FBI

Postby hyperpep111 » Thu Sep 15, 2011 7:42 am

.... ;D.... ;D....!

Very, very true!... ;)...!

Larry and I, (etc), both learned our lesson the first/second time around....

...trust us!... ;)...!

Paul..."once bit...twice shy!"... ;D...!

P.S...We need to start a; "Re-formed Bachelorhood Club"... 8-)...!


Can someone please explain :-/




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Re: Job at the FBI

Postby hyperpep111 » Thu Sep 15, 2011 7:45 am

[quote]By all means Steve, let him find out for himself.
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Re: Job at the FBI

Postby Fozzer » Thu Sep 15, 2011 1:46 pm

[quote][quote]By all means Steve, let him find out for himself.
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Re: Job at the FBI

Postby Club508 » Thu Sep 15, 2011 2:48 pm

[quote][quote][quote]By all means Steve, let him find out for himself.
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Re: Job at the FBI

Postby hyperpep111 » Thu Sep 15, 2011 3:25 pm

[quote][quote][quote]By all means Steve, let him find out for himself.
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