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Early morning Police stop....

Postby patchz » Mon Oct 03, 2011 2:58 am

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A Police STOP at 2 AM

An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. And is asked where he is going at this time of night.

The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late.."

The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"


The man replies, "That would be my wife."
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Re: Early morning Police stop....

Postby Fozzer » Mon Oct 03, 2011 3:04 am

.... ;D... ;D... ;D...!

..what other answer can there be?... ;)...!

Paul... ;D...!

P.S....love the Flat Cap....my favourite head-gear!... :-*...!

...(actually, he also looks a lot like me!)... ;)...!
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Re: Early morning Police stop....

Postby CHUCK79 » Mon Oct 03, 2011 8:56 am

;D ;D ;D ;D.......good one 8-)
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Re: Early morning Police stop....

Postby FoxThree » Mon Oct 03, 2011 2:27 pm

;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Early morning Police stop....

Postby jetprop » Wed Oct 05, 2011 5:33 am

hey!
my grandad has the same cap!
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Re: Early morning Police stop....

Postby hyperpep111 » Thu Oct 06, 2011 6:58 am

Over here they just get the rolling pin  ;D. I suppose that works too ::)
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