Drinking and driving...

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Drinking and driving...

Postby ozzy72 » Thu Sep 15, 2011 1:11 pm

I would like to share an experience with you about drinking and driving. As you well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes with the authorities on our way home from the odd social session over the years.

Well, I have done something about it: a couple of nights ago I was out for a few drinks with some friends and had a few too many glasses of rose as well as a few brandies, but, knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit, I did something I've never done before - I took a bus home. I arrived home safely and without incident which was a real surprise, since I had never driven a bus before ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Drinking and driving...

Postby CHUCK79 » Thu Sep 15, 2011 3:43 pm

;D ;D ;D ;D  Good one 8-)
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Re: Drinking and driving...

Postby patchz » Thu Sep 15, 2011 3:47 pm

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

I must admit Mark, for a second, I forgot I was in the humor section and did not see that coming.
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Re: Drinking and driving...

Postby H » Thu Sep 15, 2011 4:29 pm

You remind me of a story, maybe embellished, but it was an actual event. A young fellow liked his beer, even if he had to walk a mile for it, and had a bent towards inebriation. He'd stocked his workplace locker up and, after work let out, he drank an ample amount down before heading home. On his way home, he waved as the officer drove by him and nearly crashed into the cruiser when the officer cut him off. He was arrested for driving under the influence, driving under 10mph in a 35mph zone, not pulling over for an official vehicle, driving without a license and -- stealing the company dozer.


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Re: Drinking and driving...

Postby Steve M » Thu Sep 15, 2011 6:38 pm

;D ;D It's tough job fitting one of those busses in the garage.
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Re: Drinking and driving...

Postby FoxThree » Thu Sep 15, 2011 8:36 pm

;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Drinking and driving...

Postby Ang2dogs » Thu Sep 15, 2011 9:55 pm

;D ;D It's tough job fitting one of those busses in the garage.


That's why I take a cab home ::)!

and park it afew blocks from my house ;)
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Re: Drinking and driving...

Postby hyperpep111 » Fri Sep 16, 2011 4:51 am

;D ;D ;D
Most people think that flying a plane is dangerous, except pilots because they know how easy it is.
Arguing with a pilot is like wrestling with a pig in the mud, after a while you begin to think the pig likes it.
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Re: Drinking and driving...

Postby Groundbound1 » Fri Sep 16, 2011 8:48 am

;D ;D It's tough job fitting one of those busses in the garage.


You'd be surprised. The more you drink, the easier it is! ;) ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Drinking and driving...

Postby Club508 » Fri Sep 16, 2011 2:55 pm

it depends on what you consider in the garage. ::)


With or without the molding, gutters and roof?


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Re: Drinking and driving...

Postby H » Fri Sep 16, 2011 3:46 pm

It's a tough job fitting one of those busses in the garage.
You'd be surprised. The more you drink, the easier it is!
It depends on what you consider in the garage. With or without the molding, gutters and roof?
Those 'after effects' are as insignificant as the thought of opening the door first.  :-X


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Re: Drinking and driving...

Postby hyperpep111 » Fri Sep 16, 2011 4:50 pm

;D ;D It's tough job fitting one of those busses in the garage.

Perhaps opening the door thingy first would help allot ::) ;D ;D
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Re: Drinking and driving...

Postby Steve M » Fri Sep 16, 2011 5:03 pm

;D ;D It's tough job fitting one of those busses in the garage.

Perhaps opening the door thingy first would help allot ::) ;D ;D



Meh, just keep a bottle of bus lubricant in your hip pocket.  :D
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Re: Drinking and driving...

Postby cgentil » Sat Sep 17, 2011 9:33 am

LOOOOOOOOOOOL
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