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A fatal attempt..

Postby Steve M » Thu Sep 01, 2011 4:56 pm

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge Heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.
Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.
At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral....I'm a gynecologist".
The proctologist fainted
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Re: A fatal attempt..

Postby TacitBlue » Thu Sep 01, 2011 8:57 pm

Seen it before, but still funny!
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Re: A fatal attempt..

Postby hyperpep111 » Fri Sep 02, 2011 5:27 am

I have no clue what  "gynecologist" or "proctologist"'s are and I'm not sure if I should Google it :(


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Re: A fatal attempt..

Postby Club508 » Fri Sep 02, 2011 6:40 am

[quote]I have no clue what
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Re: A fatal attempt..

Postby patchz » Fri Sep 02, 2011 6:44 am

;D ;D ;D
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Re: A fatal attempt..

Postby TacitBlue » Thu Sep 08, 2011 6:34 pm

"Lady parts" doctor and butt doctor, respectively... or dis-respectively. ;)
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Re: A fatal attempt..

Postby FoxThree » Thu Sep 08, 2011 7:00 pm

;D ;D ;D
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