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Re: Good Advice

Postby RaptorF22 » Sun Aug 21, 2011 8:45 am

What are Patchz, Ozzy, U4EA, Chuck79 talking about? I have no clue. :-?


All quotes from monty python and the holy grail, I believe.  ;D
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Re: Good Advice

Postby ozzy72 » Sun Aug 21, 2011 1:34 pm

Yer not wrong ;)
Now we must eat Sir Robin's minstrels ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Good Advice

Postby Bud Greene » Sun Aug 21, 2011 2:29 pm

Anybody know the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?  European or African?
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Re: Good Advice

Postby ozzy72 » Sun Aug 21, 2011 2:55 pm

She turned me into a newt!
A newt?
I got better.....
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Re: Good Advice

Postby Bud Greene » Sun Aug 21, 2011 3:19 pm

Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three...
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Re: Good Advice

Postby patchz » Sun Aug 21, 2011 4:57 pm

[quote]Anybody know the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
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Re: Good Advice

Postby hyperpep111 » Mon Aug 22, 2011 12:41 am

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I thought this was about good advice?
Most people think that flying a plane is dangerous, except pilots because they know how easy it is.
Arguing with a pilot is like wrestling with a pig in the mud, after a while you begin to think the pig likes it.
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Re: Good Advice

Postby Ang2dogs » Mon Aug 22, 2011 1:17 am

Whataya mean ya don't want to marry her!? She's beautiful, she has HUGE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Tracts of land!
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Re: Good Advice

Postby H » Mon Aug 22, 2011 1:24 am

I thought this was about good advice?
You weren't searching for the holy gruel?


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Re: Good Advice

Postby hyperpep111 » Mon Aug 22, 2011 1:36 am

I thought this was about good advice?
You weren't searching for the holy gruel?


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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D No. I wasen't  :P. Or was I? :-X
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Re: Good Advice

Postby ozzy72 » Mon Aug 22, 2011 2:11 pm

What are you doing now?
Averting our eyes, oh Lord.
Well, don't. It's just like those miserable psalms, always so depressing. Now knock it off!
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Re: Good Advice

Postby hyperpep111 » Mon Aug 22, 2011 2:29 pm

It's very important to eat a balanced diet.
Most people think that flying a plane is dangerous, except pilots because they know how easy it is.
Arguing with a pilot is like wrestling with a pig in the mud, after a while you begin to think the pig likes it.
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Re: Good Advice

Postby CHUCK79 » Mon Aug 22, 2011 2:46 pm

"Go and tell your master that we have been charged by god with a sacred quest..........if he will give us food and shelter for the night, he can join us in our quest for the Holy Grail!!"


"Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he'll be very keen.....uhh...he's already got one you see!"






I fart in your general direction!!!
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Re: Good Advice

Postby ozzy72 » Tue Aug 23, 2011 6:09 am

You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts.
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Re: Good Advice

Postby hyperpep111 » Tue Aug 23, 2011 7:09 am

You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts.


How on mother Earth's hand in the medieval Britain are you supposed to reply to that :(
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