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Thought for the weekend!!!

Postby Romulus111VADT » Sat Aug 13, 2011 11:57 am

Message for all my ALCOHOL LOVING friends:
Vodka and ice will ruin your kidneys.
Rum and ice will ruin your liver.
Whiskey and ice will ruin your heart.
Gin and ice will ruin your brain.
Coke and ice will ruin your teeth.

Apparently ice is lethal!!!
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Re: Thought for the weekend!!!

Postby hyperpep111 » Sat Aug 13, 2011 12:40 pm

This makes me want to eat some Ice ::) ;D
Most people think that flying a plane is dangerous, except pilots because they know how easy it is.
Arguing with a pilot is like wrestling with a pig in the mud, after a while you begin to think the pig likes it.
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Re: Thought for the weekend!!!

Postby H » Sat Aug 13, 2011 2:05 pm

Hi, Rom...
cool advice.



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Re: Thought for the weekend!!!

Postby TacitBlue » Sun Aug 14, 2011 3:56 pm

That's why I NEVER put ice in my beer. ;)
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Re: Thought for the weekend!!!

Postby Steve M » Sun Aug 14, 2011 5:05 pm

:) I almost said ice is the only material they cant figure out how to tax, but I had to stop myself short.  8-)
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Re: Thought for the weekend!!!

Postby Club508 » Sun Aug 14, 2011 5:48 pm

Thank goodness I don't drink alcohol and I barely even drink non-alcoholic.  I only drink soda or anything with ice in it about once a month, and that's only because there's no other options.

But I do drink alot of milk. :)
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Re: Thought for the weekend!!!

Postby ozzy72 » Mon Aug 15, 2011 5:32 am

Thank God the gin and vodka are safe! I avoid ice... sort of a Titanicphobia ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Thought for the weekend!!!

Postby expat » Mon Aug 15, 2011 5:47 am

Looks like I am in for a long slow death then............

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Re: Thought for the weekend!!!

Postby hyperpep111 » Mon Aug 15, 2011 6:45 am

But isnt alcolol just rotten fruits? :-/
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Re: Thought for the weekend!!!

Postby Club508 » Mon Aug 15, 2011 8:47 am

But isnt alcolol just rotten fruits? :-/

Looked it up, and if you want to take the time to read it, here you go.  It's a whopper of info.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcohol
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Re: Thought for the weekend!!!

Postby Club508 » Mon Aug 15, 2011 8:50 am

Thank God the gin and vodka are safe! I avoid ice... sort of a Titanicphobia ;D ;D ;D

I'm not so sure.  read the article.  and look at this.
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Re: Thought for the weekend!!!

Postby ozzy72 » Mon Aug 15, 2011 9:58 am

Please define large consumption in gallons per hour by alcohol type ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Thought for the weekend!!!

Postby Club508 » Mon Aug 15, 2011 10:13 am

Please define large consumption in gallons per hour by alcohol type ;D ;D ;D

Above the legal limit.

the point where the stuff in red starts happening.

Sorry, that's the best I can think of.
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Re: Thought for the weekend!!!

Postby H » Mon Aug 15, 2011 2:23 pm

Please define large consumption in gallons per hour by alcohol type ;D ;D ;D
Sounds dangerous, Ozzy...
if drinking it by the gallon means ordering it by the galleon.



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Re: Thought for the weekend!!!

Postby ozzy72 » Mon Aug 15, 2011 3:26 pm

I don't care what mode of transport it uses H as long as it is there when I need it ;D
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