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Postby ozzy72 » Mon Jul 25, 2011 7:26 am

The first ones are appearing already;

Apparently the suicide note she left behind said she wanted to join her career
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Re: Amy Winohouse

Postby machineman9 » Mon Jul 25, 2011 5:08 pm

A good one I spotted on Twitter:

What was Amy's biggest hit? Her last one.



One that I left on Twitter:

Perhaps The Sun deleted Amy's text messages to the rehab centre asking if she could be re-admitted...
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Re: Amy Winohouse

Postby hyperpep111 » Mon Jul 25, 2011 6:30 pm

They tried to make her go to rehab but she said no, no, no.
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Re: Amy Winohouse

Postby expat » Tue Jul 26, 2011 12:22 am

Michael Jackson announced a new tour, Dies shortly after. Amy Winehouse announced a new tour, Dies shortly after. Now, I dont know about you but who's looking forward to a new Justin Beiber tour?...................


It was all a publicity stunt, just after the police drew a chalk line around the body, she got up and started to sniff it..............
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