Senior Citizens

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Senior Citizens

Postby ozzy72 » Tue May 31, 2011 8:17 am

It was entertainment night at the Mitcham Senior Citizens Centre.

Claude the hypnotist explained: "I'm here to put you into a trance; I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."

The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful Antique pocket watch from his coat. "I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations". He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch. .. .

"The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, the chain broke, it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.

"SH*T!" said the Hypnotist.

It took three days to clean up the Senior Citizens Centre. Claude was never invited back.
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Re: Senior Citizens

Postby Romulus111VADT » Tue May 31, 2011 11:59 am

Just be thankful he didn't say, "aw f--k!"..... [smiley=evil.gif]


The thought of that is just to disturbing.... :o

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Re: Senior Citizens

Postby ozzy72 » Tue May 31, 2011 1:38 pm

Wrinkly sex :P :P :P ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Senior Citizens

Postby Romulus111VADT » Tue May 31, 2011 2:48 pm

That and I keep thinking about that Nutty Professor remake that Eddie Murphy did. The part where "Buddy Love" and grandma are in the hot tube and she popped out her dentures. Buddy's reactions were priceless.... ;D

I'm just so  [smiley=evil.gif]

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