Pension worries?

[ozzy72]

Worried your pension will run short?

So you're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you - what do you do?

Senior Health Care Solution

Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets.

You are allowed to shoot 2 MPs and 2 illegal immigrants!

Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, central

[CHUCK79]

It's only funny because it's so true

[Radio Homer]

It's only funny because it's so true

agreed your not wrong there

[Romulus111VADT]

In many US prisons; conjugal visit are also allowed.  :-?

So you get paid to get laid.  [smiley=evil.gif]

Wouldn't that amount to legalized prostitution... :-/

[machineman9]

Just remember to buy Soap-on-a-Rope and secure firmly to oneself.

Nobody is safe       :-?