Got my census sent back

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Got my census sent back

Postby ozzy72 » Sat Apr 30, 2011 12:56 pm

They sent my Census form back!! In answer to the question;

'Do you have any dependents?', I put;

'Asylum seekers, gypos, smack heads, unemployable bastards, the cast of The Jeremy Kyle Show, Northern Rock, RBS, Ireland, Portugal and the Royal f*'kin Family!'

...apparently this wasn't an acceptable answer!
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Re: Got my census sent back

Postby patchz » Sat Apr 30, 2011 2:43 pm

I heard of a similar problem Mark.


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Re: Got my census sent back

Postby Romulus111VADT » Sat Apr 30, 2011 7:58 pm

ROTFLMFAO..... [smiley=thumbsup.gif] [smiley=thumbsup.gif]
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