God Doesn't Catnap with Humor

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God Doesn't Catnap with Humor

Postby H » Thu Apr 21, 2011 6:48 pm

A pastor had a kitten that climbed up a tree in his backyard, then was afraid to come down. The pastor coaxed, offered warm milk, etc., but the kitty would not come down. The tree was not sturdy enough to climb, so the pastor decided that if he slung a rope around the tree and tied it to his car, he could pull it until the tree bent down and he could then reach up and get the kitten.

All the while checking his progress in the car, he reached a point where, if he went just a little bit further, the tree would be bent sufficiently for him to reach the kitten. As he moved the car a little further forward, however, the rope broke.

The tree went 'boing!' and the kitten instantly sailed through the air -- right out of sight.

The pastor felt terrible. He walked all over the neighborhood asking people if they'd seen a little kitten. No, nobody had seen a stray kitten. So he prayed, "Lord, I just commit this kitten to your keeping," and went on about his business.

A few days later he was at the grocery store and met one of his church members. He happened to look into her shopping cart and was amazed to see cat food. This woman was a cat hater and everyone knew it, so he asked her, "Why are you buying cat food when you hate cats so much?"

She replied, "You won't believe this," and then told him how her little girl had been begging her for a cat, but she kept refusing. Then, a few days ago, the child had begged again, so the Mom finally told her little girl, "Well, if God gives you a cat, I'll let you keep it." She continued, "I watched my child go out in the yard, get on her knees, and ask God for a cat... and really, Pastor, you won't believe this, but I saw it with my own eyes...
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A kitten suddenly came flying out of the blue sky, with its paws outspread, and landed right in front of her!"




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Re: God Doesn't Catnap with Humor

Postby Strawberry Yogurt » Thu Apr 21, 2011 7:44 pm

I did the same thing - but I was asking for a 747. Sure enough, out of the big blue sky, it flew over me - but at 35,000 feet... Maybe if I jump a little bit higher...  ;D
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