
[size=12][color=#003300][b]Larry watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. "Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked.
"To make myself beautiful," replied his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue.
"What's the matter," asked Larry, "Giving up already?"
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Noticing that Larry wasn't paying attention in class, the math teacher called on him and said, "Larry! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?'"
Larry quickly responded, "NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!"
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On a field trip to their local police station,