Joe's wife liked to sing and decided she would try out for the choir. From time to time, she would practice while she was in the kitchen preparing the meal. Whenever she would start in on a song, however, Joe headed outside to the porch. His wife, her feelings hurt, asked, "Joe? Don't you like my singing?" Joe replied, "Honey, I love your singing, but I just want to make sure the neighbors know I'm not beating you."