Father of the year!

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Father of the year!

Postby U4EA » Fri Feb 04, 2011 11:19 am

A man boarded a plane with six kids.

After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and asked, "Are all of those kids yours?"

He replied, "No Ma'am, I work for a condom company.
These are customer complaints."


 
DARN, I WISH I COULD THINK THAT QUICKLY!
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Re: Father of the year!

Postby ozzy72 » Fri Feb 04, 2011 3:48 pm

Superb! Especially considering my wife is the result of poor Soviet quality control in the rubber factory ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Father of the year!

Postby Steve M » Fri Feb 04, 2011 6:42 pm

;D ;D Well, it's just living proof that all condoms should be tested before use.  ::)
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Re: Father of the year!

Postby Romulus111VADT » Fri Feb 04, 2011 8:17 pm

Superb! Especially considering my wife is the result of poor Soviet quality control in the rubber factory ;D ;D ;D


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Re: Father of the year!

Postby expat » Sat Feb 05, 2011 4:54 pm

Nice one. I have tucked that away for future us [smiley=evil.gif]

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