The perfect husband

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The perfect husband

Postby Steve M » Thu Jan 13, 2011 5:08 pm

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.


MAN: 'Hello'
WOMAN: 'Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?'
MAN: 'Yes'
WOMAN: 'I am at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat..  It's only   $2,000 Is it OK if I buy it?'
MAN: 'Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.'
WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new Models.  I saw one I really liked.'
MAN: 'How much?'
WOMAN: ' $ 90,000'
MAN: 'OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.'
WOMAN: 'Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $ 980,000'
MAN: 'Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $ 900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 80 thousand if it's really  a pretty good deal.'
WOMAN: 'OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!'
MAN: 'Bye! I love you, too.'
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in  astonishment, mouths agape.

 
He turns and asks: 'Anyone know who this phone belongs to?
   
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Re: The perfect husband

Postby Groundbound1 » Thu Jan 13, 2011 9:10 pm

I saw it comin'. ;D ;D ;D
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