From the mouths of babes

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From the mouths of babes

Postby ozzy72 » Sat Dec 11, 2010 6:29 am

KIDS IN CHURCH

3-year-old Reese :
'Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name. Amen.'
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A little boy was overheard praying:
'Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am.'

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After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car.
His father asked him three times what was wrong.
Finally, the boy replied, 'That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, and I wanted to stay with you guys.'

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One particular four-year-old prayed,
'And forgive us our trash baskets as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets.'

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A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they were on the way to church service,
'And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?'
One bright little girl replied, 'Because people are sleeping.'

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A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3
The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson.. 'If Jesus were sitting here, He would say,
'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.'
Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, 'Ryan, you be Jesus !'

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A father was at the beach with his children when the four-year-old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore where a seagull lay dead in the sand..
'Daddy, what happened to him?' the son asked.
'He died and went to Heaven,' the Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said, 'Did God throw him back down?'

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A wife invited some people to dinner..
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said, 'Would you like to say the blessing?'
'I wouldn't know what to say,' the girl replied.
'Just say what you hear Mommy say,' the wife answered.
The daughter bowed her head and said, 'Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?'
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Re: From the mouths of babes

Postby patchz » Sat Dec 11, 2010 6:45 am

[color=#000000]As I read through them Mark, I chuckled here and there. Then I got to the last one and zldmfvp[owjef
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Re: From the mouths of babes

Postby U4EA » Sun Dec 12, 2010 1:38 am

;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: From the mouths of babes

Postby B_7772 » Sun Dec 12, 2010 7:02 am

;D ;D ;D ;D  Love the "brought up in a Christian home" one.
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Re: From the mouths of babes

Postby TacitBlue » Sun Dec 12, 2010 8:39 pm

A freind of mine is in the Army, currently stationed in the nation with the funniest name, Djibouti. Anyway, according to his 5 year old son, what Daddy does it work is "He keeps his guns in a glass case and only takes them out to shoot the bad guys when they try to bring him coffee". ;D ;D ;D

When that kid told me that I laughed my... you get the idea. ;) ;D
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Re: From the mouths of babes

Postby Ang2dogs » Mon Dec 13, 2010 6:48 pm

I always thought Our father who art in Heaven, "Howard", be thy name. ;D ;D ;D
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Re: From the mouths of babes

Postby Steve M » Mon Dec 13, 2010 6:57 pm

;D ;D I can really relate to the second one!
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Re: From the mouths of babes

Postby Al_Fallujah » Wed Dec 22, 2010 3:43 pm

You missed one  of my favorites.

When learning about the angels in Bible study, they talked about the various angels.
Gabriel the messenger, Rafael the Healer, Michael who cast out Satan...

...and Harold the Singer.
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Re: From the mouths of babes

Postby FuturePilot » Thu Dec 23, 2010 9:40 pm

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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