Buying paint from an airline...

[Theis]

Customer: Hi, how much is your paint?
Clerk: Well, sir, that all depends.
Customer: Depends on what?
Clerk: Actually, a lot of things.
Customer: How about giving me an average price?
Clerk: Wow, that

[specter177]

It's so true, it's sad.

[Steve M]

Clerk: The dry paint will be on sale tomorrow. If you need wet paint we can get it shipped in for a nominal fee. And would you like the first class brush or the economy brush? 

[BrandonF]

[U4EA]

What he said!