Puns for educated folks

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Puns for Educated Minds

1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.  He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian .

3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum

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[color=#000000]Some old, some new;
some very witty, some should be in the Loo.
But 4, 7, and 15, hit me in the spleen;
I laughed so hard, I fell into the yard.

[H]

17. A backward poet writes inverse.

...and, if he does so again, he writes in reverse.

20. If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you'd be in Seine.

I made a CFS mission against boats and barges in the Seine entitled, "In Seine Attack."

8-)