One of those days...

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One of those days...

Postby ozzy72 » Mon Nov 22, 2010 8:01 am

There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.

"Well, whatcha gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears.

"Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can`t stand to see a man crying."

"This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure.  I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me.  When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance.  I left my wallet in the cab I took home.  I found my old lady in bed with the gardener and then my dog bit me."

"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all. I buy a drink.  I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the arsenic dissolve.  Then some jack-ass shows up and drinks the whole thing! But enough about me, how's your day going?
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Re: One of those days...

Postby Romulus111VADT » Mon Nov 22, 2010 12:24 pm

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So here I was is sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.

"Well, whatcha gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears.

"Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can't stand to see a man crying."

"This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my old lady in bed with the gardener, and then my dog bit me."

"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve. Then you, you jack-ass, show up and drink the whole thing! But enough about me, how's your day going?


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Re: One of those days...

Postby ozzy72 » Mon Nov 22, 2010 2:58 pm

Ohh dear the God of Comedy has nailed me :-[
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Re: One of those days...

Postby Romulus111VADT » Mon Nov 22, 2010 3:32 pm

Ohh dear the God of Comedy has nailed me :-[


ROTFLMAO....who's that?  :-/
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Re: One of those days...

Postby patchz » Mon Nov 22, 2010 5:49 pm

Ohh dear the God of Comedy has nailed me :-[

[color=#000000]I got more chuckles from your response than I did from the joke, the first time around.
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Re: One of those days...

Postby fourbee » Tue Nov 23, 2010 3:15 pm

brilliant but how did you buy the drink if you left your wallet in the cat? Food for thought!
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Re: One of those days...

Postby specter177 » Tue Nov 23, 2010 5:33 pm

He has a line of credit at the bar. :)
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Re: One of those days...

Postby Pablo » Tue Nov 23, 2010 5:45 pm

brilliant but how did you buy the drink if you left your wallet in the cat? Food for thought!


The Cat had the foresight to know that its owner was going to commit suicide with a poisoned drink at the Bar....

..so it ate his Wallet, to prevent it?... ;)....
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Re: One of those days...

Postby TacitBlue » Tue Nov 23, 2010 8:01 pm

You shouldn't be so embarrassed about it, I mean who hasn't left their wallet in a cat at least once? ;)
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