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Postby patchz » Tue Oct 19, 2010 2:25 am

A guy goes into a clothing store and says he wants to buy one of the new 'fart' jackets. After much interrogation the salesman finally says, "oh, you mean a windbreaker."
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If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.
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Re: Terminolgy

Postby Groundbound1 » Tue Oct 19, 2010 10:04 am

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;D ;D ;D
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Re: Terminolgy

Postby Fozzer » Tue Oct 19, 2010 10:41 am

..... ::)....

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Re: Terminolgy

Postby patchz » Tue Oct 19, 2010 11:22 am

;D ;D ;D
I know, you and I heard it years ago Paul. But a lot of these young whippersnappers never have.....'til now. ::)
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Re: Terminolgy

Postby H » Tue Oct 19, 2010 4:23 pm

Is that a jacket you wear on one of those old fart-restraint ships?
I'll let you supply the name...


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Re: Terminolgy

Postby patchz » Tue Oct 19, 2010 10:27 pm

Is that a jacket you wear on one of those old fart-restraint ships?
I'll let you supply the name...


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Due to a lack of sleep, my mental faculties, never that sharp to begin with, are not supplying any answers. The only thing that comes to mind is poop deck.
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Re: Terminolgy

Postby H » Wed Oct 20, 2010 5:06 pm

Is that a jacket you wear on one of those old fart-restraint ships?
I'll let you supply the name...


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Due to a lack of sleep, my mental faculties, never that sharp to begin with, are not supplying any answers. The only thing that comes to mind is poop deck.

Windjammer!

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