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How's your day?

Postby aussiewannabe » Wed Oct 06, 2010 6:41 pm

So here I was is sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.

"Well, whatcha gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears.

"Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can't stand to see a man crying."

"This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my old lady in bed with the gardener, and then my dog bit me."

"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve. Then you, you jack-ass, show up and drink the whole thing! But enough about me, how's your day going?
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Re: How's your day?

Postby B_7772 » Thu Oct 07, 2010 1:45 pm

;D ;D ;D
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Re: How's your day?

Postby FuturePilot » Tue Oct 12, 2010 12:34 pm

;D ;D ;D
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