Keep a Lid On It

What are you laughing at?

Keep a Lid On It

Postby H » Sat Oct 09, 2010 2:34 pm

Image


8-)

Dang... I seem to getting driddled on here...
not that I'm in as much trouble as he is -- looks like she may be really pst.
::)
Last edited by H on Sat Oct 09, 2010 2:40 pm, edited 1 time in total.
H
Lieutenant Colonel
Lieutenant Colonel
 
Posts: 5525
Joined: Fri May 27, 2005 1:27 am
Location: NH, USA

Re: Keep a Lid On It

Postby TacitBlue » Sat Oct 09, 2010 3:04 pm

To quote Romulus:

"I've never understood why a woman would take a blind flying ass leap at a toilet."
;D ;D ;D

P.S. Quote is from a SimV member, not the co-founder of Rome. ;)
Image
A&P Mechanic, Rankin Aircraft 78Y

Aircraft are naturally beautiful because form follows function. -TB
User avatar
TacitBlue
Major
Major
 
Posts: 3856
Joined: Mon Nov 08, 2004 12:33 pm
Location: Saint Joseph, Missouri, USA

Re: Keep a Lid On It

Postby DaveSims » Sat Oct 09, 2010 3:15 pm

To quote Romulus:

"I've never understood why a woman would take a blind flying ass leap at a toilet."
;D ;D ;D

P.S. Quote is from a SimV member, not the co-founder of Rome. ;)


Me neither...you never hear of guys forgetting the seat was up before sitting down.
User avatar
DaveSims
Major
Major
 
Posts: 2350
Joined: Sat Mar 02, 2002 2:59 am
Location: Clear Lake, Iowa

Re: Keep a Lid On It

Postby Steve M » Sat Oct 09, 2010 3:25 pm

;D He might want to flip that light switch on before he takes another wizz..
Image
User avatar
Steve M
Major
Major
 
Posts: 4765
Joined: Sun Aug 31, 2008 1:02 pm
Location: Cambridge On.

Re: Keep a Lid On It

Postby Romulus111VADT » Sat Oct 09, 2010 3:34 pm

To quote Romulus:

"I've never understood why a woman would take a blind flying ass leap at a toilet."
;D ;D ;D

P.S. Quote is from a SimV member, not the co-founder of Rome. ;)


Wow, I've been quoted.... :o

Golly gee willikers, now I'm somebody.....  :D
Former member
Romulus111VADT
Major
Major
 
Posts: 4898
Joined: Thu May 02, 2002 7:48 am

Re: Keep a Lid On It

Postby patchz » Sat Oct 09, 2010 6:34 pm

I was always told, "marriage is supposed to be fifty-fifty." If that is true, then why don't the women have to put the seat down fifty per cent of the time, instead of men having to put it down 100 per cent of the time? Yeah, I know. women say one thing but do something else.
Tis much of the reason why I no longer have a woman in my life. Nor do I have any future plans for that to change, thank you. I leave the toilet seat any way I want. But the seat is giving me a bit of trouble when I try to leave it at three quarters. ::)
Last edited by patchz on Sat Oct 09, 2010 6:36 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Image
If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.
User avatar
patchz
Colonel
Colonel
 
Posts: 10424
Joined: Wed Mar 11, 2009 7:33 pm
Location: IN THE FUNNY PAPERS


Return to Humour

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 494 guests