Funny Pilot Exchanges

[XxRazgrizxX]

Actual exchanges between pilots and control towers:




Center: "Delta 351 (727), you have traffic at 10

[CHUCK79]

The last two are great 8-)

[f-35simpilot]

Real transmission between ground and Cactus (flight # i cannot remember)


Cactus: Question
Ground: what?
Cactus: Is tower earthquake safe?
Ground: i believe so... or hope anyways
Cactus: i'd feel safer flying trough a volcano cloud then in that tower...
comm goes quite for about 1 min
Cactus: nice weather...
Ground: contact tower please!!!

[RaptorF22]

Nice.
I love the DC-8 parts one!!

[B_7772]

Love the "Because you lost the bloody war!" one.

[FuturePilot]

Love the "Because you lost the bloody war!" one.

+1! 

[Westpilot]

Those were hilarious. The one with the DC-10 was just awesome!

[garryrussell]

Funny about the BA 747 at Frankfurt

When I first heard it.....in the 1960's it was a BEA Viscount at Dusseldorf during the 1950's and was said to have been true .....Well it went......"Have you ever been here before ??"...."Yes, in 1944 but I didn't stop"


Not may  BA 747 pilots woould have flown in the war but a lot of BEA Viscount crew did so it might have some truth to to it. :-/

[XxRazgrizxX]

[quote]Funny about the BA 747 at Frankfurt

When I first heard it.....in the 1960's it was a BEA Viscount at Dusseldorf during the 1950's and was said to have been true .....Well it went......"Have you ever been here before ??"...."Yes, in 1944 but I didn't stop"


Not may

[CaptainCub]

Years ago as a teenager I was riding in the Cessna belonging to a business associate of my now late father when we suffered an engine failure on takeoff and came down in a recently plowed field where we nosed over on our back. As he was shutting down the fuel and electrical my dad's freind radioed the tower to report the mishap. The controller must have thought we had landed dead stick as he instructed that the aircraft be pushed off the runway and we were to await assistance, to which the pilot responded:
"Can you send us some extra guys to help turn us upright?"