Marital Understanding

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Marital Understanding

Postby H » Mon Sep 27, 2010 4:44 pm

[color=#003300]Wife:
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Re: Marital Understanding

Postby TigerAl » Mon Sep 27, 2010 5:57 pm

I never knew what true happiness was until I got married ... but by then it was too late!

(Only joking - just celebrated 30 years wedding anniversary.  Getting married was the best decision my wife ever made for me.)

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Re: Marital Understanding

Postby Sir_Crashalot » Tue Sep 28, 2010 2:21 pm

...I hope our married members have a little better marital understanding.


Yep, but only a very little.

@ TigerAI: Same here (not on the 30 years but the decision was the same...)

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Re: Marital Understanding

Postby Al_Fallujah » Tue Sep 28, 2010 9:52 pm

Wife:
I was a fool when I married you!

Husband:
Yes, but I was in love and didn't notice.
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Re: Marital Understanding

Postby Steve M » Wed Sep 29, 2010 6:43 pm

;D On my fourth shot at it, in over a 40 year span of time, I have finally learned what not to say... I'll list a few below.




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Re: Marital Understanding

Postby TigerAl » Thu Sep 30, 2010 4:22 am

[quote] ;D On my fourth shot at it, in over a 40 year span of time, I have finally learned what not to say... I'll list a few below.




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Re: Marital Understanding

Postby Fozzer » Thu Sep 30, 2010 9:36 am

I always get the two words; Marital and Martial, mixed up.... :-[..!

But actually, they both mean the same thing... ::)...>>>

....Conflict!.... :o...!

Paul...Been there, done it..got the scars to prove!... ;)...!

.... ;D.....!
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Re: Marital Understanding

Postby patchz » Thu Sep 30, 2010 12:51 pm

I always get the two words; Marital and Martial, mixed up.... :-[..!

But actually, they both mean the same thing... ::)...>>>

....Conflict!.... :o...!

Paul...Been there, done it..got the scars to prove!... ;)...!

.... ;D.....!

Ditto Paul. And ignorance is not bliss. Not being married is bliss.
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