Inner Peace

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I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives.

By following the simple advice I heard on a Medical TV show, I have finally found inner peace.

A Doctor proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.

So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished,

and,

before leaving the house this morning,

I finished off a bottle of Merlot,

a bottle of shhardonay,
a
bodle of Baileys, a butle of
vocka, a pockage of Prunglies, tha
mainder of botal Prozic and
Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke
an a box a choclits.         Yu haf no idr hou fkin gud I feal. 

Peas sen dis orn to dem yu fee AR in ned ov inr pis....

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I've seen similar versions, but it still cracks me up.

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