Golfer sets course on fire....

[patchz]

literally.

http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/blog/devil ... olf-266447

[machineman9]

I should remember that excuse the next time I play a bad game. 

'What, you have to close the course? Oh, how unfortunate' 

[B-Valvs]

Sounds like something that should be out of Caddyshack, not the news. 

8-)

[CaptainCub]

Now I don't feel so bad about the time I shanked one that ricocheted off a tree and stunned some poor guy coming up to the tee on the cart path

[Rich H]

Someone I know got a golf ball to the mouth.

[H]

Golf is such a flirtatious game -- all you golfers start right off with your tees; no wonder you set off sparks and the game goes to blazes!

8-)

[Steve M]

I broke my bosses windshield on the 18th hole two years ago. Was the best drive I ever made, but it was about 45 degrees off course. 150 cars in the parking lot. I nailed his.
                               8-)

[RaptorF22]

[quote]I broke my bosses windshield on the 18th hole two years ago. Was the best drive I ever made, but it was about 45 degrees off course. 150 cars in the parking lot. I nailed his.

[patchz]

[quote][quote]I broke my bosses windshield on the 18th hole two years ago. Was the best drive I ever made, but it was about 45 degrees off course. 150 cars in the parking lot. I nailed his.

[ozzy72]

Never forget O'Toole's commentary on Murphy's Law "Murphy was an optimist"

[patchz]

Never forget O'Toole's commentary on Murphy's Law "Murphy was an optimist"

Isn't that O'Toole's picture beside the definition of pessimist in the dictionary?

Or would that be Mark O'Toole of Frankie Goes To Hollywood?