Oil

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Oil

Postby patchz » Thu Jun 17, 2010 9:05 pm

[color=#000000]H sent me this. Don't know why he didn't post it.

And Since We're Talking About the Oil Leak.....

A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas. Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window.
The bee said, 'What seems to be the problem?'
'I'm out of gas,' the man replied.
The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his gas tank. After a few minutes, the bees flew out.

'Try it now,' said one bee.

The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up. 'Wow!' the man exclaimed, 'what did you put in my gas tank'?

The bee answered Image







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Re: Oil

Postby Mazza » Thu Jun 17, 2010 9:56 pm

;D ;D ;D :D :D :D :D :D :o
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Re: Oil

Postby Mitch. » Fri Jun 18, 2010 4:04 am

Should have seen that one coming. :-[ ;D
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Re: Oil

Postby aussiewannabe » Fri Jun 18, 2010 10:07 am

ROTFLMAO

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Re: Oil

Postby ozzy72 » Fri Jun 18, 2010 2:28 pm

Superb ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Oil

Postby JBaymore » Fri Jun 18, 2010 3:39 pm

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GREAT one!!!!!!!!
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Re: Oil

Postby BrandonF » Fri Jun 18, 2010 8:04 pm

11/10!  :D ;D
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Re: Oil

Postby Capt.Propwash » Sun Jun 20, 2010 7:37 pm

1000/10  EXCELLENT!!!!
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Re: Oil

Postby a1 » Mon Aug 02, 2010 10:20 pm

;D ;D ;D
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Re: Oil

Postby U4EA » Wed Aug 04, 2010 11:20 pm

[quote]11/10!
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