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Postby patchz » Tue Jul 20, 2010 11:41 pm

[color=#000000]This is multiple choice.

For most people, there are times when your trip to the porcelain throne is an extended one.
How do you pass the time? Keep it clean guys, no pun intended.
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Re: Passing time, amongst other things...

Postby Steve M » Wed Jul 21, 2010 4:55 pm

I try to remember what I promised the lady I would get done today. Morning shower.. I try to figure out how to get out of my promises.  ;)
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Re: Passing time, amongst other things...

Postby skoker » Wed Jul 21, 2010 7:30 pm

Blast dooks.... that's why I'm there! ;D
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Re: Passing time, amongst other things...

Postby ApplePie » Wed Jul 21, 2010 7:37 pm

Can we see the results? ;D
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Re: Passing time, amongst other things...

Postby TacitBlue » Wed Jul 21, 2010 9:29 pm

I always like to pretend that I'm a gargoyle perched on the edge of a building.

...Isn't that normal? :-/
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Re: Passing time, amongst other things...

Postby patchz » Thu Jul 22, 2010 4:45 am

I always like to pretend that I'm a gargoyle perched on the edge of a building.

...Isn't that normal? :-/

[color=#000000]I don't know about it being normal, but it is hilarious.
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Re: Passing time, amongst other things...

Postby patchz » Thu Jul 22, 2010 4:46 am

Can we see the results? ;D

[color=#000000]Happy now?
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Re: Passing time, amongst other things...

Postby Romulus111VADT » Thu Jul 22, 2010 10:53 am

Well, I start of by playing name that tune on the ole butt trumpet.... :D

Sometimes I try to complete a symphony.... ;)
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Re: Passing time, amongst other things...

Postby patchz » Thu Jul 22, 2010 11:30 am

Well, I start of by playing name that tune on the ole butt trumpet.... :D

Sometimes I try to complete a symphony.... ;)

[color=#000000]You must be very talented. I can only play a simple solo.
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Re: Passing time, amongst other things...

Postby Romulus111VADT » Thu Jul 22, 2010 1:42 pm

Well, I start of by playing name that tune on the ole butt trumpet.... :D

Sometimes I try to complete a symphony.... ;)

[color=#000000]You must be very talented. I can only play a simple solo.
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Re: Passing time, amongst other things...

Postby patchz » Thu Jul 22, 2010 2:34 pm

Well, I start of by playing name that tune on the ole butt trumpet.... :D

Sometimes I try to complete a symphony.... ;)

[color=#000000]You must be very talented. I can only play a simple solo.
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Re: Passing time, amongst other things...

Postby Fozzer » Thu Jul 22, 2010 3:07 pm

Porcelain Throne Room?....

I call it my Library.

Most of my Technical book/magazine reading is carried out whilst perched on the most comfortable seat in the house.

The perfect shape for one's arse....

...trust me!... ;)...!

Paul... ;)... ;D....!

I wonder if Albert Einstein worked out the theory of everything, whilst sat on the Bog?
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Re: Passing time, amongst other things...

Postby machineman9 » Thu Jul 22, 2010 6:39 pm

I daydream, but I do that all the time anyway  ;D
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Re: Passing time, amongst other things...

Postby Fozzer » Fri Jul 23, 2010 8:18 am

I occasionally strain... :'(...!

Paul....That's better!... [smiley=thumbsup.gif]...!
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Re: Passing time, amongst other things...

Postby Romulus111VADT » Fri Jul 23, 2010 9:54 am

I occasionally strain... :'(...!

Paul....That's better!... [smiley=thumbsup.gif]...!



Isn't it disappointing when after all that, you just fart.... :D

Hey, anyone remember that ole literary classic, "Race to the Outhouse"? Written by Will E. Makit and illustrated by Betty E. Wont..... ;D

yep and the classic, "Under the Bleachers" written by Seymore Butts.  :o

Great reading for the porcelain throne room.... ;D
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