New Mod/1000 Replies/Page 100/The Quest for Immortality

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Re: New Mod/1000 Replies/Page 100/The Quest for Immortality

Postby ShaneG_old » Fri Jul 02, 2010 1:41 pm

Since this is a spam thread if ever there was one, let me make a sales pitch!

If you are, or plan to be in the Detroit area, and you're looking for some fireworks this Fourth of July season, come on down to Motor City Fireworks! Everything in the store is "Buy one, Get one FREE"! If you only want one of an item, it's HALF OFF!!!

Located at Exit 11 off I-75 in Monroe, Mi. You won't want to buy anywhere else!


If you are in active service of the military, show your military ID and recieve an extra 10% in free fireworks!

You'll be glad you came down to see us!

Really though, my Father and I have been working with the owner of this place for some fifteen years, and I can HONESTLY say, he can't be beat for prices or selection!

If you do come down to see us, ask for "Mr. Kiff" or "Joey the 'GroundBound'1" so we know you're from Simv! ;)



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Re: New Mod/1000 Replies/Page 100/The Quest for Immortality

Postby B-Valvs » Fri Jul 02, 2010 10:27 pm

SimV should start selling ad space in the posts in this thread.  ;D ;D ;D

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Re: New Mod/1000 Replies/Page 100/The Quest for Immortality

Postby B-Valvs » Fri Jul 02, 2010 10:28 pm

In case you were wondering (and don't lie, I KNOW you were), this thread contains 0.0020740027718730642566522725348378% of all posts on this forum.

This thread has 39,752 views and was started on 3/25/09 (85.488172 views/day). Comparitively, the FSX FAQ has 27,695 views and was started on 12/11/07 (29.652034 views/day).

A similar new mod thread has only 33 replies and 3481 views. The posting in that thread stopped after only 8 days. This thread has been active for 465 days.

I just counted that 77 different members have posted in this thread (this is probably off by a few). SimV currently has 35373 registered members. That means that 0.0021768015152800158312837474910242% of members have posted in this thread.

I challenge someone to go through this thread and count how many images (including avatars and sigs, not including links) have been posted in this thread. Who is brave enough? Will anyone come forward and except this challenge? MWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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Re: New Mod/1000 Replies/Page 100/The Quest for Immortality

Postby H » Sat Jul 03, 2010 2:39 pm

[quote]I challenge someone to go through this thread and count how many images (including avatars and sigs, not including links) have been posted in this thread. Who is brave enough? Will anyone come forward and except this challenge? MWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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Re: New Mod/1000 Replies/Page 100/The Quest for Immortality

Postby patchz » Sat Jul 03, 2010 2:58 pm

[quote][quote]I challenge someone to go through this thread and count how many images (including avatars and sigs, not including links) have been posted in this thread. Who is brave enough? Will anyone come forward and except this challenge? MWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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Re: New Mod/1000 Replies/Page 100/The Quest for Immortality

Postby Steve M » Sat Jul 03, 2010 3:56 pm

I've an idea for keeping gotchies organized. Save your old Kleenex tissue boxes.
After laundering place the first pair of underwear on a flat surface. Now place the second pair half onto the first pair and fold the uncovered half of the first pair over the second pair. Place these two over the third pair and repeat..
Once that is done, push them into an empty kleenex box and tuft up the first waistband so it is clear of the opening. Now place the box near the shower and enjoy!

Comments welcome..  ;D   
 
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Re: New Mod/1000 Replies/Page 100/The Quest for Immortality

Postby TacitBlue » Sat Jul 03, 2010 7:04 pm

Maybe that will catch on and stores could start selling underwear already packaged that way! :D

actually, that's kind of weird... :-?
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Re: New Mod/1000 Replies/Page 100/The Quest for Immortality

Postby skoker » Sat Jul 03, 2010 7:26 pm

That is actually a brilliant idea, despite it's weirdness... ;D
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Re: New Mod/1000 Replies/Page 100/The Quest for Immortality

Postby FuturePilot » Sat Jul 03, 2010 7:31 pm

[quote]In case you were wondering (and don't lie, I KNOW you were), this thread contains 0.0020740027718730642566522725348378% of all posts on this forum.

This thread has 39,752 views and was started on 3/25/09 (85.488172 views/day). Comparitively, the FSX FAQ has 27,695 views and was started on 12/11/07 (29.652034 views/day).

A similar new mod thread has only 33 replies and 3481 views. The posting in that thread stopped after only 8 days. This thread has been active for 465 days.

I just counted that 77 different members have posted in this thread (this is probably off by a few). SimV currently has 35373 registered members. That means that 0.0021768015152800158312837474910242% of members have posted in this thread.

I challenge someone to go through this thread and count how many images (including avatars and sigs, not including links) have been posted in this thread. Who is brave enough? Will anyone come forward and except this challenge? MWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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Re: New Mod/1000 Replies/Page 100/The Quest for Immortality

Postby B-Valvs » Sat Jul 03, 2010 7:58 pm

[quote][quote]In case you were wondering (and don't lie, I KNOW you were), this thread contains 0.0020740027718730642566522725348378% of all posts on this forum.

This thread has 39,752 views and was started on 3/25/09 (85.488172 views/day). Comparitively, the FSX FAQ has 27,695 views and was started on 12/11/07 (29.652034 views/day).

A similar new mod thread has only 33 replies and 3481 views. The posting in that thread stopped after only 8 days. This thread has been active for 465 days.

I just counted that 77 different members have posted in this thread (this is probably off by a few). SimV currently has 35373 registered members. That means that 0.0021768015152800158312837474910242% of members have posted in this thread.

I challenge someone to go through this thread and count how many images (including avatars and sigs, not including links) have been posted in this thread. Who is brave enough? Will anyone come forward and except this challenge? MWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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Re: New Mod/1000 Replies/Page 100/The Quest for Immortality

Postby FuturePilot » Sat Jul 03, 2010 8:42 pm

[quote][quote][quote]In case you were wondering (and don't lie, I KNOW you were), this thread contains 0.0020740027718730642566522725348378% of all posts on this forum.

This thread has 39,752 views and was started on 3/25/09 (85.488172 views/day). Comparitively, the FSX FAQ has 27,695 views and was started on 12/11/07 (29.652034 views/day).

A similar new mod thread has only 33 replies and 3481 views. The posting in that thread stopped after only 8 days. This thread has been active for 465 days.

I just counted that 77 different members have posted in this thread (this is probably off by a few). SimV currently has 35373 registered members. That means that 0.0021768015152800158312837474910242% of members have posted in this thread.

I challenge someone to go through this thread and count how many images (including avatars and sigs, not including links) have been posted in this thread. Who is brave enough? Will anyone come forward and except this challenge? MWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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Re: New Mod/1000 Replies/Page 100/The Quest for Immortality

Postby Leigh » Wed Jul 07, 2010 6:37 am

can i trade some heat for my cold :( its freezing where i am and i dont have a heater :(

meh lol
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Re: New Mod/1000 Replies/Page 100/The Quest for Immortality

Postby Groundbound1 » Wed Jul 07, 2010 7:35 am

can i trade some heat for my cold :( its freezing where i am and i dont have a heater :(

meh lol

Anytime RAF! It's going to be 96F here today! :(

I'd rather have cold over hot anyday. You can always put more clothes on when it's cold, but when it's hot, you can only take so much off. ::)
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Re: New Mod/1000 Replies/Page 100/The Quest for Immortality

Postby patchz » Wed Jul 07, 2010 12:42 pm

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As for Patchz' and H's comments, that is correct. I have little else to do at 12:00AM when I'm not asleep.
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Re: New Mod/1000 Replies/Page 100/The Quest for Immortality

Postby ShaneG_old » Wed Jul 07, 2010 3:35 pm

can i trade some heat for my cold :( its freezing where i am and i dont have a heater :(

meh lol

Anytime RAF! It's going to be 96F here today! :(

I'd rather have cold over hot anyday. You can always put more clothes on when it's cold, but when it's hot, you can only take so much off. ::)



I'd gladly donate our heat wave as well.  :P

And it's only getting hotter!!  :'(
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