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[ApplePie]

So they left quietly, as they slamed the door shut!

So I guess they slammed the door quietly?

It was a revolving door.

How do you slam a revolving door shut?

[H]

It wasn't slammed, it was slamed...
Get out of the revolving door so you can stop going in circles and get on with the story...
and don't ask what 'slamed' means (I've got no idea).

8-)

[skoker]

It wasn't slammed, it was slamed...
Get out of the revolving door so you can stop going in circles and get on with the story...
and don't ask what 'slamed' means (I've got no idea).

8-)

Urban Dictionary says:

slamed

A car that is real low to the ground
Damn, man that car is slamed!

slamed
1. Showing superiority to another person, usually in a way that humiliates them.
2. Owned.
"Gertner got slamed when Griego found out about his night elf porn."

[ApplePie]

It was a dark and stormy night.....

in the suburbs of Melbourne.....

Something happened that shouldn't have......

a toilet flushed...

Water was everywhere...

There was so much water spilling out of the toilet, it created a 30 foot tall tidal wave....

Which an old man and a cat surfed...

...and while they were surfing, they got picked up by this thing and flew away...

into this.

The end But then got saved by a bus driver...

Who was a taco that pooped ice cream...

But the really weird part was his...

...Ventriloquist skills!...

He could make his voice appear to come from the most amazing of places, such as...

..His butt!

He was waiting at the train station one day...

For a bus...

...that would take him to imagination land where he could...

..work as an immigration officer with...

...the last of the Mohicans.

He met these Mohicans........

...at LAX when their flight was delayed because...

...Godzilla was on another rampage.

...He was mad because the pizza place messed up his order and delivered 2 medium cheese pizzas and not the 3 large pepperoni pizzas he ordered...

...and since they lived in a bureaucratic society, he had to go to the pizza parlor, fill out the B-95 form and wait three hours for it to be stamped four times to talk to the manager...

So they left quietly, as they slammed the door shut!

After he got ripped off by the pizza parlor, Godzilla was feeling suicidal...

[ApplePie]

So he went to go see New Moon at the theatre...

[skoker]

which in turn made him even more suicidal...

[Leigh]

..he then found the tallest building he could climb...

[ApplePie]

He wanted to be just like his most favorite movie star, King Kong...

[H]

He wanted to be just like his most favorite movie star, King Kong...

going ape about being in a tall story and going out in a huge furball.


Aww... wait a moment... I wasn't asking, skoker!...

Urban Dictionary says:

slamed

A car that is real low to the ground
Damn, man that car is slamed!

slamed
1. Showing superiority to another person, usually in a way that humiliates them.
2. Owned.
"Gertner got slamed when Griego found out about his night elf porn."

...now, are we saying that was a car door? Was it on the ground? Was this a surrealistic door and it was berated? :-/ 

8-)

[ApplePie]

...And he started the ascent...

[H]

actually decent this time,

8-)

[ApplePie]

Obituary

James M. Godzilla, 55, a resident of large cities for more than a half-century, passed away at 1 o'clock this morning in downtown Los Angeles.
Mr. Godzilla was born November 3, 1954 from the mind of Shigeru Kayama in Tokyo, Japan. He came to America in 1955 and resided in theaters for a few months. He lived in various television shows and comics from 1956 to 2009 throughout the world.
He is survived by his wife, Mabel H. Godzilla; a brother, Solomon J. Godzilla, Tokyo; and a sister, Miss Pearl L. Godzilla, New York.
Mr. Godzilla's wake will be held tomorrow night at the Johnson Funeral Home at 8 o'clock. A funeral service will be held at St. Paul Catholic church at 11 o'clock Saturday morning.

[H]

Obituary? Godzilla! What's that doing here? He was in uniform for King Konk... King Gonk... Gong Kink... Ging Gong... aw, that huge, hairy ape -- not an oversized lizzard!
I said he was decent, not in descent...

8-)

[ApplePie]

Obituary? Godzilla! What's that doing here? He was in uniform for King Konk... King Gonk... Gong Kink... Ging Gong... aw, that huge, hairy ape -- not an oversized lizzard!
I said he was decent, not in descent...

8-)

Whoops. I misread your post and killed him.

[ApplePie]

During the funeral, something happened...