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Re: New Mod/1000 Replies/Page 100/The Quest for Immortality

Postby ApplePie » Sat Nov 28, 2009 12:01 am

It was a dark and stormy night.....

in the suburbs of Melbourne.....

Something happened that shouldn't have......

a toilet flushed...

Water was everywhere...

There was so much water spilling out of the toilet, it created a 30 foot tall tidal wave....

Which an old man and a cat surfed...

...and while they were surfing, they got picked up by this thing and flew away...

into this.

The end But then got saved by a bus driver...

Who was a taco that pooped ice cream...

But the really weird part was his...

...Ventriloquist skills!...

He could make his voice appear to come from the most amazing of places, such as...


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Re: New Mod/1000 Replies/Page 100/The Quest for Immortality

Postby Mazza » Sat Nov 28, 2009 12:27 am

..His butt!  :D :D :D :D
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Re: New Mod/1000 Replies/Page 100/The Quest for Immortality

Postby ApplePie » Sat Nov 28, 2009 9:47 am

He was waiting at the train station one day...
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Re: New Mod/1000 Replies/Page 100/The Quest for Immortality

Postby skoker » Sat Nov 28, 2009 12:04 pm

For a bus...  ;D
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Re: New Mod/1000 Replies/Page 100/The Quest for Immortality

Postby ShaneG_old » Sat Nov 28, 2009 12:24 pm

...that would take him to imagination land where he could...
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Re: New Mod/1000 Replies/Page 100/The Quest for Immortality

Postby ApplePie » Sat Nov 28, 2009 12:51 pm

..work as an immigration officer with...
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Re: New Mod/1000 Replies/Page 100/The Quest for Immortality

Postby H » Sat Nov 28, 2009 2:53 pm

the last of the Mohicans.


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Re: New Mod/1000 Replies/Page 100/The Quest for Immortality

Postby Leigh » Sat Nov 28, 2009 7:43 pm

He met these Mohicans........
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Re: New Mod/1000 Replies/Page 100/The Quest for Immortality

Postby ApplePie » Sat Nov 28, 2009 8:14 pm

...at LAX when their flight was delayed because...
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Re: New Mod/1000 Replies/Page 100/The Quest for Immortality

Postby Leigh » Sat Nov 28, 2009 8:24 pm

...Godzilla was on another rampage.
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Re: New Mod/1000 Replies/Page 100/The Quest for Immortality

Postby ApplePie » Sat Nov 28, 2009 9:06 pm

...He was mad because the pizza place messed up his order and delivered 2 medium cheese pizzas and not the 3 large pepperoni pizzas he ordered...
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Re: New Mod/1000 Replies/Page 100/The Quest for Immortality

Postby skoker » Sat Nov 28, 2009 9:32 pm

...and since they lived in a bureaucratic society, he had to go to the pizza parlor, fill out the B-95 form and wait three hours for it to be stamped four times to talk to the manager...
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Re: New Mod/1000 Replies/Page 100/The Quest for Immortality

Postby Ang2dogs » Sat Nov 28, 2009 9:33 pm

So they left quietly, as they slamed the door shut!
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Re: New Mod/1000 Replies/Page 100/The Quest for Immortality

Postby ApplePie » Sat Nov 28, 2009 10:53 pm

So they left quietly, as they slamed the door shut!

So I guess they slammed the door quietly? ;)
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Re: New Mod/1000 Replies/Page 100/The Quest for Immortality

Postby skoker » Sat Nov 28, 2009 11:08 pm

So they left quietly, as they slamed the door shut!

So I guess they slammed the door quietly? ;)

It was a revolving door. ;) ;D
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