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Re: New Moderator required/The Quest For 1000 Replies

Postby Steve M » Fri Jul 03, 2009 1:13 pm

What the...?
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Re: New Moderator required/The Quest For 1000 Replies

Postby skoker » Fri Jul 03, 2009 1:28 pm

[quote]What the...?
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Re: New Moderator required/The Quest For 1000 Replies

Postby Steve M » Fri Jul 03, 2009 1:49 pm

I peered through the hazy glass windows of Best Buy and an eerie sight raised the hair on the back of my neck. Skeletons still at the cash registers.........
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Re: New Moderator required/The Quest For 1000 Replies

Postby TacitBlue » Sat Jul 04, 2009 11:32 am

And somewhere in the back of the store a pair glowing eyes peered back.
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Re: New Moderator required/The Quest For 1000 Replies

Postby Dr.bob7 » Sat Jul 04, 2009 1:14 pm

And somewhere in the back of the store a pair glowing eyes peered back.




It was the Best Buy manager clutching his computer and copy of World of Warcraft saying youve come for my preciouuuuuuus
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Re: New Moderator required/The Quest For 1000 Replies

Postby ShaneG_old » Sat Jul 04, 2009 1:20 pm

LMAO!! ;D ;D
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Re: New Moderator required/The Quest For 1000 Replies

Postby Brando14100 » Sun Jul 05, 2009 7:44 pm

Then, suddenly he glanced up and saw the simmers. He stood up and started towards them...fast. As he got closer, the simmers we terrified to see that...

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Re: New Moderator required/The Quest For 1000 Replies

Postby skoker » Sun Jul 05, 2009 7:45 pm

...he looked just like Janet Reno!!!
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Re: New Moderator required/The Quest For 1000 Replies

Postby Steve M » Tue Jul 07, 2009 5:46 pm

The lost FS crowd began to realize that the skeletons appearance were
different to each individual! I was seeing Sally Fields as the Flying Nun, Skoker saw Janet Reno, ...
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Re: New Moderator required/The Quest For 1000 Replies

Postby scalper_old » Tue Jul 07, 2009 5:52 pm

Roll a d 20 for the simmers move against the doplegender skeleton's.
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Re: New Moderator required/The Quest For 1000 Replies

Postby BFMF » Tue Jul 07, 2009 10:44 pm

What the hell....? ;D



Good bloody night, It's probably been six weeks since I looked at this thread... :o


But I noticed we did get a couple new mods. Congrats, and may your cell keys never get rusty... ;D
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Re: New Moderator required/The Quest For 1000 Replies

Postby Fozzer » Wed Jul 08, 2009 5:46 am

Roll a d 20 for the simmers move against the doplegender skeleton's.


...as all the Alaskan's, (and the rest of the World), breathed a great sigh of relief as Sarah Palin promised to relinquish her Governorship of the State......

Paul... ;D...!
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Re: New Moderator required/The Quest For 1000 Replies

Postby ShaneG_old » Wed Jul 08, 2009 8:01 am

...but much to thier horror, it was discovered that Palin was really a Terminator cyborg from the future, sent back in time with a hunting rifle and a mission to slaughter furry things, and wayward simmers...
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Re: New Moderator required/The Quest For 1000 Replies

Postby Dr.bob7 » Wed Jul 08, 2009 5:31 pm

...but much to thier horror, it was discovered that Palin was really a Terminator cyborg from the future, sent back in time with a hunting rifle and a mission to slaughter furry things, and wayward simmers...








Just then Bob walks into the Best Buy and asks "Only Shane thought the manager thing was funny?"
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Re: New Moderator required/The Quest For 1000 Replies

Postby BFMF » Wed Jul 08, 2009 7:19 pm

...but much to thier horror, it was discovered that Palin was really a Terminator cyborg from the future, sent back in time with a hunting rifle and a mission to slaughter furry things, and wayward simmers...


Better than the decepticon in disguise that's destroying what's left of this country....! :o :-X
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